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Make a little birdhouse in your soul. Bitch

Could a depressed person do this? *makes a flute out of bamboo and puts on a show*

Pinnocchio could tell us so much about the universe. He could randomly claim things like, “The Big Bang happened,” and his nose would confirm or deny our theories.

Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you stupid fucking redditors, his nose grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest.

things heating up in the pinocchio fandom

I did not have parasocial relations with that tumblrina

horny frenchman voice: tonight I will be jacqueing off to a porneaux

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

STOP IM CRYING

Riverdale is so fun. Sometimes they give jughead a hat. Other times, hehe get ready for this, they don't. Haha! Never know what to expect with this wacky show. Betty is Leatherface now and she will kill. She WANTS to kill.