vaatal

hi im a cat expurt (like pur its a cat pun im a cat expert) this little guy isnt stretching all cute! theyre actually using level 2 psychic lightning attack on their owner. unfortunately their owner will not survive this

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

it is what it is *throws up blood*

saying "fentanyl" to a cop and it blasts him back like a fus roh dah

I’m at a loss for words

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

a hundred years of getting narsty

A hundred and one years of getting narsty!

A hundred and two years of getting narsty!