Crème de la Femme

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[nihilist columbo voice] just no more thing

I need to write essays about this show

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

The problem with being a Mountain Goats fan is that it's impossible to do it without sounding insane

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation