I want to smash it until no one can have it.

you again...

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

yeah you gotta be careful fucking the older models, they were just designed to be maids, they really weren't built for playing rough. it's easy to knock components loose if you get too enthusiastic. one time i managed to knock the central power cable out right as I was about to finish, she went from wrapped around me and begging for it to completely limp and braindead in an instant. what a mess lol. hey why'd you just cross your legs

GAY BRITISH JOHNNY CASH: [realizing this bit is too many degrees of separation from the original and opting for a bait and switch punchline] I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

STRAIGHT AMERICAN JOHNNY CASH: [realizing this bit is too few degrees of separation from the original and opting for a bait and switch punchline] I sucked off a man in tesco just to watch him die

Danku lesbiennes!

my writing gland is purple and swollen

you people will reblog anything

people will always reblog a beautiful woman

Get so fucking real, the princess is not unbuckling the knights armor. The knights squire is going to unbuckle the knights armor and the princess is simply going to wait in her chambers for it to be done. You're mistaken if you think the princess is going to touch your field armor.

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

if you're using a nazi term the way nazis use it i don't think "i didn't know it was a nazi term!" is really a compelling defense

not to beat a dead horse but it's rather like defending your totenkopf tattoo that you got to celebrate your murder of those who you deem inferior because "i wasn't aware of the nazi symbolism"

Does anyone have a list of terms like this I can reference. I don’t get out much I don’t really know what to avoid

General rule of thumb, does this term invoke or rely upon the image of someone unsightly or ugly (neckbeard, soyjacks), someone stupid or insane (all the various "screaming feminists", anything invoking the image of stupidity), or more generally, builds a person whose existence is deridable because of unchosen traits