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“nerd” and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
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I… guess I couldn’t resist?
Shut up
Who plays the ukulele?
TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE
I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.
“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”
Clinton - drums and vocals
Obama - vocals and guitar
Kane - bass
Bernard - keyboard
then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo
Why can’t y'all just be normal
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*hacker voice* I’m in
I heard about this on NPR. Apparently the adults actually get disappointed when the bot doesn’t peep back so the next model is gonna be able to make noises.
it must peep
please dont disappoint the penguins
Watch: George Takei has a vital message for those misusing and misremembering Japanese internment.
While you’re at it, please support his musical Allegiance, about the Japanese internment camps. There will be a one-day viewing December 13th at theaters across the US. Here’s a link to more info:
http://allegiancemusical.com/article/film-theater-locations/
Sean Bean hiking up to the Lord of the Rings sets bc he’s afraid of helicopters is even funnier when you hear that Viggo Mortensen did the exact same thing, except Viggo’s reason for hiking to the sets was bc he wanted to be authentically travel-worn
Like literally you have Boromir doing this pretty cool thing bc he’s scared to death of the alternative while Aragorn just does it for The Aesthetic™
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Evening Post: August 12, 1899. “She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…” I would love to know what this means.
I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.
it is absolutely code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”
As is the case with boxing, it most likely means that she was precise and methodical. So, yes. She punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy.
“to the delight of several colliers who were passing” just imagining these coal miner bros standing around all WHOO YOU GO GURL
I GOT UR HUGE FLOWER HAT BB KICK HIS ASS
It’s really hard to choose a favorite part of this story.
Oh. My. Gosh.
your early 20s is super weird because i know a girl who works for the UN and knows classified america secrets but i also know a dude whos middle name on facebook is ‘kush’
It’s an excuse to never clean up.
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Their first state dinner vs their final state dinner. He still looks at her the same. 😍
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Amber Rose has the best response for why women should NEVER feel ashamed of demanding safe sex
Amber Rose is simply not interested in your slut-shaming. The unapologetic social-media star doesn’t mince words when it comes to a woman’s right to own her sexuality. And you have to hear how passionately she defends the women in the audience.
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why does this make me laugh so much
Killian Jones, an intellectual: …
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i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america
i want to shop here
What do your k-marts look like then
is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean
it varies a little from store to store but basically
American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FANCY KMARTS?!?!?!?! THAT’S NOT HOW KMART WORKS
I don’t need a congressional honor. I don’t need Agent Thompson’s approval or the president’s.
