I do what I want

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

"so you will have to find some wood to fix it" go find some wood?

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home

everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans

everyone say thank you ancient south american agricultural heroes for potato

everyone say thank you ancient mesoamerican agricultural heroes for maize

Also tomato

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

tiramisu

In a few hours I will be home and there will be a dog and I will pet the dog and reassure her that she's still a good dog and I still love her

Tell her I love her

Once again I am trapped for several hours in a location containing 0 dogs. Horrendous.

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe