Fallen-from-Paradise

tumblr has never released an update where they improved on the aesthetics of the last update. it always looks worse than before.

I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"

the difference between like 2018 and 2022 is like a whole micro century.

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

Childhood made everything feel like it lingered. The time it took for hot chocolate to cool down was eternal. Christmas day took weeks. The two-hour drive to my grandparents' house took us to a new world. It's all too fast now.

children in the 1800s would get high on cocaine and go to a public executions for fun, traveling back in time to play hyperpop at them would make them kill YOU

one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done

I also hate the “I can just substitute human blood with animal blood” like the whole idea of vampirism sort of hinges on the fact the only thing you can feed off of are humans.

YOU get it

Female HP Lovecraft

Honestly this is the most painful thing I’ve read given I’ve worked at a place like this

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world