Boy, that guy sure messed up, huh?

Tyranny giving "My boyfriend is going to share his Lego collection and you are going to be NICE"

GNU.

re ep 11: Sam the actor really saw the character of Tyranny go through the most heartbreaking of realizations and complex feelings, and looked to Whitney and said “oh yeah let me remind you that she’s never felt the love or nurture of another hand and the man who has been her shepherd in this strange land is not thinking of her as anything more than a sidekick, anyways help me find my girlfriend :)” delicious.

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

You need to understand that twenty years ago this was considered the pinnacle of online culture.

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

"there's no such thing as the dark side of the moon" yes there is. the dark side of the moon isn't always the same parts of the moon, but whatever side of the moon is facing away from the sun is dark. imagine saying "there's no dark side of the earth" when billions of people are experiencing nighttime at any given moment. shut up Neil