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omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it’s soo good and everything’s fine actually

ppl who say pasta why are u boring. good for u though

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

Cats are social eaters!!! Straight up pretending to eat bc wants to feel involved.

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

i’m like if a manic depressive tortured artist/poet from the early/mid 20th century was neither a poet nor an artist, and was just a guy who kinda sucks

Moves at a pace slightly faster than your walk speed but slightly slower than your run speed

Can’t remember what my personality is supposed to be like I wish I had written it down

I hope my followers don't expect anything of me, I'm only here to be insane.

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

what's up I fucking despise the way we as a society have normalized caffeine addiction

capitalism: it's literally impossible to both earn enough to support yourself and take proper care of your health let alone engage in hobbies all at once but good news! your desperation to relieve yourself of the exhaustion we forced on you creates demand for an unregulated mildly addictive drug!

how many times have you heard someone say they get "the WORST headache if they don't get their morning coffee lol" like its a normal thing and not literal withdrawal

Having memory issues and holding grudges is a funny combination. I don’t forgive but I DO forget