Lance: (glaring at Keith)
Keith: (glaring at Lance)
[Allura enters the rec room]
Allura: oh hello, team, there you are. I... (noticing Keith and Lance's death staring match) ...Is everything alright?
Hunk: oh yeah we're good. the vibes in here are great. Definitely not weird or oppressive or loudly homoero- OW
Shiro: (turning a page of his space newspaper) Lance insulted Keith's eyes so I told him he wasn't leaving this room until he said three nice things about keith's eyes.
Pidge: and then Lance said "I'll find three nice things to stab into his eyes"
Hunk: and then Keith said he would rather eat his lion than listen to lance attempt to compliment him anyways, and that he gets enough secondhand embarrassment listening to Lance compliment the eyes of every alien that walks by-
Pidge: which was weirdly specific-
Keith: this is agonizing enough without the live replay! thanks!
Shiro: careful Keith that was almost an insult. I'll make you start over again
Lance: NO. NO IT WASNT AN INSULT WE DONT HAVE TO START OVER. AGHHGHG ARE WE ALMOST DONE YET??
Shiro: no. Fourteen and a half more minutes.
Lance: NO WAY I SWEAR ITS BEEN LONGER THAN 5 AND A HALF MINUTES
Allura: what are you DOING exactly??
Hunk: they're on timeout and have to maintain unwavering eye contact for twenty minutes or else shiro is gonna reveal a secret each of them has told him at one point
Pidge: and ohh boy these secrets must be JUICY. Look at their concentration. It's fascinating. I think they're sweating
Lance & Keith: shut UP pidge!
Hunk: anyway allura, what did you come to find us for? What's up?
Allura: (brightly) oh! That. We are under attack.
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