I'm a Junkie, Stop Asking the Impossible

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

Oyster mermaid~

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

It has been raining more often lately?

Fields of Mistria launches into 1.0 on August 5, 2026! ✨ The full release includes: 💍 Marriage 🍼 Children 🌻 New Saturday Market NPCs ✨ And more! More reveals are on the way, so stay tuned! 🌱 See the 1.0 Roadmap here!

I can't wait to see the new episode, but I'm also scared…….

Bill Cipher recognizes Caine from their old flat days. Yes, I'm continuing it. It's spooky how my humor fits them tbh.

Not to hand it to the Pope but telling world leaders during Holy Week that God isn’t listening is kinda funny.

UPDATE: THIS AGED BADLY

no other warning like this is on any of the other products on the site.

your friends love you, your brain is just mean

Concept art for something in the works

Although I cant tell if kinger is cute or horrifying