Candy Savy

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

does anyone care about WOMEN making bad decisions and overstepping boundaries to get the job done does anyone care about WOMEN following the road to hell paved with good intentions. lets get more girlies with morally gray situations going on and lets get it Now

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

it’s so crazy how warrior cats went from “starclan is a mystical unseen force that may or may not even exist and if it does exist only a select few can receive, much less interpret, their cryptic prophecies” to “the wrath of god starclan will kill your unborn children if you do not follow their arbitrary rules at all times”

Missing the old warrior cat’s Starclan heavy right now because the current one is lowkey evil 🥀