Purple Majesty Reincarnated

im so heavy... and soft

Every day at the beach next to these fit, muscular, lean guys, and there I am with a bloated stomach from my super-heavy lunch. I’m far from being fat, obviously, but I feel like a pathetic version of them — the guy who’s almost on the slim side but who clearly has stuffed himself yet again today, and it’s starting to show more and more each day (it’s the first time I feel like this on the beach actually, not being obviously 100% slim, I feel a weird mix of shame and excitement). I only brought these swim shorts by the way, there’s not much wiggle room, they’re already pretty tight.

You know if you get fat enough you can get off to your overhang touching your dick right? 😏