back at it again at krispy kreme

i don’t know. i’m barely a person. i just want to be kind and hold someone’s hand. eat an ice cream cone. stare at the lake. feel the sun on my skin. lay in the grass. run through a sprinkler. it’s so easy to forget life is supposed to feel like a deep breath and not a gasp

i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense

This is the reason why when people think CA is/call CA a 'liberal bastion', I'm tempted to laugh until I puke on them.

Oh man you guys weren't kidding about the Twitter refugees with empty blogs. Spooky

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m free from the time loop and have a renewed appreciation for living life in the moment and the impact my actions have on those around me

don’t care + didn’t ask + i’m stuck in a time loop again :/

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

that's why they're not gonna make these in real life

Enriched uranium sword with a lead sheathe that is rumored to slowly kill its owner in exchange for god killing power.

League of knights with similar blades all sheathe their weapons in the mechanisms of a dilapidated castle, their power bringing arcane mechanisms to life and unearthing secrets long buried and lost.

Two selfish combatants duel with these cursed blades, their final mighty clash laying waste to both warriors and their surroundings in an apocalyptic storm of divine fire that sees the land poisoned and cursed by the gods for decades.