Geologist

a bit soap and water is what you need for the vast majority of cuts and scrapes but peroxide and alcohol live in people’s minds because the pain feels cleaner

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

I need to make sure @gothiccharmschool sees this.

This is AMAZING.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

what is your own personal hell. mine would be a party full of people who know all the words to repo: the genetic opera

Make your own Relatable Introvert post. Im trying to bully nerds

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

there are 1 trillion people in the notes of this post saying "yeah! i mean i hate kids but they should have rights!" you hate kids? you mean you hate all members of an oppressed group solely for their membership in this group? right. why do you hate them? because they can't take care of themselves and need help? because they don't understand social norms and can be "annoying" and disrespect boundaries as a result? because they can be messy? because they don't understand things in the same way as you do? that's awesome. how do you feel about disabled people btw

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

every so often i'm like "i should try to be more mysterious. i don't have to announce every passing thought to the world" and then five minutes later i have a text post open and i'm typing "guess who's out of bananas #mybananas"

wdym i have to keep going