Geologist

I really feel like we should stop calling them "rich" or "super-rich" and replace it with "over-rich". It's not simply that they have a lot of money, it's that they are choosing to hoard more than they could ever spend at the expense of the rest of us. They are too rich and we should really start calling them that

That bitch is like dead dead isn't he...

someone needs to chain me to a radiator until the puppy acquiring urge is out of my system

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

hate when motherfuckers try to talk to me about AFAB Experiences and how "we were all raised as girls 🥺" like brother i was socialized as a weird thing. i didn't have a "girlhood". don't talk to me

i was not included in the Girl peer group. i was also not included in the Boy peer group. i was in the freak peer group that consisted exclusively of autistic dudes and trans eggs of both directions and the one girl who thinks she's a vampire 😭

it's always in a thinly veiled way of trying to make me ally myself with them against trans women on basis of our "shared afab experiences" when closeted transfems were the people i was confiding my darkest secrets to at 14

Audio on for exactly the horrible noises you expect

The ideal body.

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

its always strong as fuck ice mummy with you guys

vaguely annoying to realize that you have catchphrases

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

wooooow look at that normie wanting to fuck the conventionally attractive strong as fuck ice mummy