Geologist

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

"no more gnc men erasure!!!" ok but you losers don't even keep this energy for gender non conforming black boys because black people, especially dark skinned black people regardless of their gender, gotta fight to be seen with an ounce of femininity

People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."

absolutely will not be able to make it through the entire video tonight but Shanspeare roasting Miss Swift for the time she dated a high schooler at the tender age of 22 is so peak

is "espionage" like a self-censorship term for sex now or

Calvin Harris being a stage name is crazy. why would you take one very common sounding anglo name and swap it out for another very common sounding anglo name. it's not the point of this video and I don't care about him at all but like. what's his deal.

it's really buckwild how much g🌈ylors were certain that Taylor and Karlie, of all people, would need to resprt to a lavender marriage to be "protected from the Trump administration." like as if the extremely wealthy white celebrity gays were in terrible danger. lmao.

and it's like. in hindsight it seems really easy to see that Miss Swift was just kind of tapping into LGBT rights as a cause that was technically political but pretty safe. like a very popular celebrity coming out as an #ally in the late 2010s was not brave unless you were, saying, an extremely coddled woman with the political mind of a beanie baby. like it has no more edge than her period of walking around with a bunch of equally tall and thin and white supermodels and talking about feminism.

treating anything Christian Siriano did like it's proof is so funny. he's a shit-stirring little gremlin who loves mess and I'm saying that as someone who wants to fuck him pretty severely.

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

Many of us saw the picture, thought it was two women, one in a weird costume, and thought, "Hey, good for them."

Maybe the sunflower is also a lesbian. We don't know.

The dude in bright orange with the orange umbrella that looks like a peacocks tail.... FAVE

Something by I love about Black Menswear is how they’re not afraid of color and personality. It’s not just the same boring black or blue suit jacket every time. It’s also just very dapper.

YESSS i especially love the florals...