Tired, need ☕

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

That old DS game Drawn to Life had an absolute belter of a soundtrack. Light of my life and Real Life are incredible songs and I can’t believe they originated from my shitty little DS speakers. The HQ version of real life they released in the wii game or whatever it was is so good but I’m so sad we never got a hq version of light of my life bc it’s so good too

I forgot about the song ‘the end’ another banger

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

"I could fix her" well actually I like evil women and I'll let her commit crimes in the name of love

hey (with the intentions to assemble all of your ikea furniture for fun while you drink a glass of wine and admire me)

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup

when will someone spotify wrap me in their arms

I feel like we don't acknowledge the pain that is caused by being used for emotional affection enough. If you have someone in your life that you consider a friend but who stops talking to you once they get into a relationship or only uses you to fill the void of attention when they're lonely, I'm sorry. You deserve authenticity and reciprocated companionship. You deserve love and connection and true friendship. You deserve someone that reaches out, reaches back, and cares!!!!!!!!!!!! and I hope you find it.

“guillermo de la cruz did nothing wrong” i mean true. but then there are also the murders

how are you gonna love his character then be like Well i mean he’s just a baby. never committed any sort of crime. that man is complicit in numerous deaths. he is a literal slayer also. why take that from him. he is so sexy and funny for that

“what about the embezzlement?” embezzling is not a crime. be serious

I love being bisexual and I think I will do the same tomorrow

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today