i hate it here

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

I’m making an effort to use Joanne Rowling’s biological name, and not the ridiculous fabrication she devised to sound more like a man and sell more books

Also, her grotesque medically assisted self-mutilation with all of those facelifts and such she's clearly been getting.

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

I love it when you call me big chungo.

why’s he say stuff like this

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

by god, i think we’re vibing

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune