Cashier: Alright..! One MANDARIN JARRITOS, one DUNMER DAI-KATANA, one PACK OF GIRL CONDOMS FOR FUCKING HEAVY MACHINERY... that'll be $29.55!
>[PAY] Sure, here you go.
>[BRIBE] How about I slip you $40 and you stop asking questions…
>[LORE] Is that a Boards of Canada pin on your uniform?<
Cashier: [LORE - FAILED] Miserable wretch! You'll pay for that! Huuyyeaagh!!
[YOU TOOK 291 METEOR DAMAGE]
[YOU TOOK 307 METEOR DAMAGE]
YOU DIED



















