they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

"who framed roger rabbit" was soft disclosure

i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

when youre nice to me this is who youre being nice to *picture of an evil dracula*

Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal

Actually upon further inspection that shit really hurted my feelings

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

your mutual is a bite risk

i just felt someone right click me