Btw I've played Barotrauma for years now with M. But I thought I should share some of the stupid shit we have done.
- Had an Electrical Engineer have a seizure while fixing the reactor, therefore breaking the reactor and blowing up the sub
- Had a cargo mission of a bunch of mudraptor eggs. If you've played, you know that they can't touch water. The Cargo got wet from a hull breach and we were all eaten by baby mudraptors.
- Had a "Secret Hull Breach" we couldn't find to fix which eventually led to us exploding
- I am a Medical Officer and I have a special trait called Skedaddle. When I am being hit (vaguely) I activate that trait and can flee 30% faster. M smacks me with medals to give experience, but every smack triggers Skedaddle.
- We attacked a pirate outpost and bought a bomb from them only to set off their reactor by planting the bomb. We then waited for everyone to die of radiation poisoning. Unfortunately, someone was still alive inside their night club and we had to just shoot him instead.
- We have the Neurotrauma mod and I have lost like 16 people to Neurotrauma despite following treatment instructions perfectly. Only 2 people have survived, somehow. We still have no idea why it's so inconsistent. Also, CPR is a sham.
- There is a meme bike horn from an armament mod that has the "oh no...our table...it's broken" sound it included and it plays at MAX VOLUME
- Also, I refuse to play with any of the vanilla subs because M is a master at building ships and subs. Nothing can compare to his creations. We did 2 missions in a vanilla sub and both of us complained the entire time.
- Smashed head on into a Moloch and a Hammerhead in the same mission, and managed to kill them with minimal damage.
- Sometimes at the end of missions all the characters drop their inventory, so we both scream "I'M NAKEY!"
- Anytime we find an accordion, we have a dance party. Guitars aren't as fun.
- I once gave the Husk Infection to an Assistant (who are largely useless and aren't counted as a casualty if they die) and watched them flounder around on the ground only to cure them right at the last second, heal them fully, and then watched them set themselves on fire trying to fix a junction box
I'll add more whenever we continue playing, as M and I really enjoy the game and I finally have the map of one of his subs to use in my own games.
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