Wait, who are you?

Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy

Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day

Reblogging to save a life RE: Jose Cuervo

Wait is this why I love tequila so much, it all makes sense now

Ayyy tequila

Damn is that why I get sadder when I drink

I stay alive for like 3 people lol

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

I just got a new laptop and it doesn’t have AdBlocker yet and I swear to god I’ve never seen an ad on tumblr because I just watched a 3 minute video about Cruise Holidays because I thought it was an elaborate shitpost

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

are you fucking serious

It happens lol