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Look at the internet’s son engaging in real world activities 😢

My boy going to the league!

we’re doing a great job raising him tbh

Need

You can get it here!

What about one that says I’m bi?

There is one like that too

What about other sexualities?

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

okay but where’s my “I’m ????” tee at?

Right here 

NEW I’M LGBTQ+ TEE AVAILABLE HERE all profits go to The Trevor Project that provide crisis intervention and suicide prevention to LGBTQ+ youth!

She’s beautiful

Adorable <3 

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember

Mmm… Delicioso.

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

Gymnastics

“Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it’s fixed and finally cool, you leave.

I would have appreciated taking baths more as a kid if I realized how cool it was to have a tub much larger than my body.