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the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

imagine being one of the first people to watch macbeth imagine the fucking drama if that was me i would leave the globe theatre with my 15th century friends like “i canneth believe that macbeth killed banquo the only one he ever caredth about” id lay awake at night in my shitty bed like “holy fuck i dideth just see that” id go to work on my embroidery and be thinking “is it just i who thinks macduff and malcolms lips doth touch offstage?” i would live my 15th century life forever changed, obsessed with a play i saw once

I really relate to Geralt of Rivia, because I too believe that the first step to solving any problem is a softly monotone but passionately felt “fuck.”

i hope your onions caramelize. i hope my onions caramelize. i hope we both sauté our root vegetables to perfection. slow cooked onions in loving pan.

these bitches only existed on hallmark cards

They exist in my head and talk to each other while I drive to the.Store

britney could do mama and mcr could do toxic send post

everyone saying that britney couldn’t do mama... i know you wanna be edgy but i’m revoking ur emo card. i don’t think you actually understand the black parade.

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

You made it it’s your fault buddy <3

i keep forgetting the sky does that

melts?

PLEASE STOP TEACHING ME THINGS I IMPLORE YOU

Hi, Hungarian here. They’re saying “and the Sun is going around the center of the Milky way like the horsies on the merry-go-round”

this is DELIGHTFUL information I thank you

…tumblr keep teaching me things