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defending andrew garfield's spiderman on the internet isn't enough. i need a gun

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How dare you leave this in the tags.
Me when Ryland Grace, a recovering amnesiac, erases his board that he used to try and discover who he was and instead find out how long it would take to find his friend who needs rescuing, aka the most important person in his entire world.
i get to change the age in my bio today :)
fuck being an idgafier i've decided to love forever

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Eva and Graceβs dynamic is so important to me. Theyβre in love platonically. Like, thatβs not a common dynamic. She put the way he likes his coffee into the shipβs computer. He follows her around like a puppy. In the book, she cracks jokes with him and him only. She cares about his opinion. He was the only one she asked about the coma gene, wondering if it was worth it.
Heβs her best friend, and she doesnβt even know it. Theyβre so close, that in the book, people think theyβre sleeping together, and poor Grace is so confused because he thought that was his platonic work wife, wdym people think weβre sleeping together, thatβs my person that I crack jokes with and then she glares at me because theyβre not funny.
Sheβs softer with him than anybody else and is only ever vulnerable around him. We see in the movie, heβs the only one who ever gets her to smile, and sometimes even laugh, and then she serenades all of them, but mainly him, and he stares at her with those big, shiny eyes so lovingly, and she points at him when she sings, βeverythingβs gonna be alrightβ, and then she gives him those eyes, so loving.
And then sheβs trying to stop herself from crying when sheβs sending him away because, against her will, heβs become her person, and somewhere along the way, sheβs become his, and they will have forever ended this relationship on bad terms, and nothing can fix that.
Itβs a platonic tragedy. Itβs a platonic love story. This is something we donβt get often, or, like, ever, and itβs deep and itβs tragic and itβs sad.
But even after, Evaβs still taking care of him. Packing clothes she knew would bring him comfort. Programming the ship to know how he likes his coffee. And Grace is still watching out for her, speaking to her directly in his video logs, with that same lopsided smile he used to throw her way.
He uses Rockyβs sign for goodbye, and she uses it back, and how did this book and movie give us such a deep platonic friendship because, guys, this NEVER HAPPENS.
Eva and Grace, the platonic male/female friendship of all time.
i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen
The move away from physical media is so infuriating. We should have unquestionable ownership of the things we purchase that arenβt dependent on the whims of the company years after we bought the thing, but also! I love having nice pretty editions of things! Movies, books, video games, music, I love having a lovely special edition of my very favorites to display on my shelf! And now every company that makes every kind of media wants us to pay to basically rent things that they can take away at the momentβs notice with no recourse for the people who got screwed over. Fuck off!!!!!
i am imagining a very funny scenario where literally everyone working on project hail mary was down bad for grace. and he is so fucking oblivious about it. and slowly, everyone (except him) realizes that everyone else is also trying to come on to him. and they start taking notes and like, have a shared google doc for what they've tried so far. treating it like some fuckass science experiment. atp they're not even necessarily trying to get with him anymore they just want to know what it takes for him to notice!!
this conversation was the beginning of this thought btw:
dubois & shapiro (trying to see if they can get grace to join them): oh yeah we were totally just engaging in fun sexual intercourse in the bathroom :3
grace (THEE aroace of all time, NOT picking up what they are putting down): ooooookay...? why are you telling me this
dubois & shapiro, later: subject does not respond to references using scientific terminology for sexual congress. future studies may observe whether colloquialisms receive better results

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This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.
What kind of problems do you think that gun could create
why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID
Ryland Grace hits a really excellent aro/ace headcanon sweet spot for me where like. He's a middle school teacher in San Francisco, he almost knows asexuality and aromanticism exist as labels. But he also strikes me as the kind of guy who never quite got to the point of introspection to go "And that's what's going on with me, specifically," at least not when he was still on Earth.
Anyway I think about two years into the journey to Erid he realizes this about himself while talking to an alien rock.
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

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Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fansβ why's everyone calling her a bitch
this scene is an actual nightmare scenario like. imagine you are sleep deprived and sweaty and delirious and you threw up like 2 minutes ago and then you have to do a presentation to some of the smartest and most important people in the world.
and one of them is the guy that you called a waste of carbon at a conference in denmark before you got kicked out of your field