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PINK IN THE NIGHT MASTERLIST
Prof!Spencer Reid x Prof!reader
Identify problem -> brainstorm solution -> execute. This process has never failed you before. So what if the solution for this particular issue involves getting into a fake relationship with the new professor? Itâs a means to an end. Nothing more. But Professor Reidâfar too tender, and all too eager for scraps of affectionâseems intent to make this harder than it should be.
contents: post-series, fake dating, one sided rivalry to lovers, professor!Spencer Reid, legal age gap (reader 29 and Spencer is 38), prof!reader, she wears glasses and it WILL be referenced a lot, fluff and other romcom-y shenanigans, no use of y/n. Not a series, more of a semi-related universe, but I recommend reading act one together for better context and build up!
ACT ONE - the set up
coffee with the enemy -> Spencer Reid is new but heâs already the university golden boy. Fellow faculty adore him, students worship the ground he walks on, even the administration loves him. Youâre committed to your disdain for himâuntil he offers you access to his collection of medieval literature. [3k] BESPECTACLED² -> A phone call from your childhood best friend adds to the stress of midterms. You seek refuge in the library, only to run into Spencer Reid. Somewhere between excel sheets, checking exams, and some accidental flirting, the stress dissipates and your annoyance fizzles into something strangely iridescent. [4.1k] FACULTY WHISPERS -> All that attention on university golden boy Spencer Reid hits a peak, only to sour into malicious gossip. Youâre not one to defend a man, so you do the next best thingâoffer a temporary solution. [3.6k]
ACT TWO - blossoming alone over you
***Fics labeled with đŻđđ§đwill revolve around the wedding reader and Spencer will be attending as a fake couple
FOOTNOTES ON INTIMACY -> Boundaries are important in any relationshipâeven fake ones (especially in fake ones). Spencer Reid is very good at sticking to the rules youâve discussed together, until he does something off script that sends you spiraling. [2.4k] HARD LAUNCH -> Spencer doesnât understand the significance of a social media hard launch. To compromise, he invites you as his date to a faculty soiree, prompting a night filled with nosy colleagues, and PDA you tell yourself you don't enjoy. [6.4k] I DON'T EVEN DARE TO WISH IT -> A concerned Spencer Reid shows up at your doorstep when you miss two days of classes, bearing take out and gentle reassurance. Somehow he ends up in your bed. [5.2k] KISS ME AND I MIGHT DROP DEAD -> Maybe practicing to kiss your fake boyfriend on your bed isn't the best idea, because now the image of him sprawled atop your sheets is burned in your mind and your lips ache to memorize the shape of his. [2k]
extras:
HONEYBEA masterlist - or a future timeline where they have a daughter
meet prof!reader fake dating rules! reasons for writing + diana reid & prof!reader headcanons
a/n: Think of this like a Hallmark movie (which, unsurprisingly, was what I was watching when I came up with this)âmiddling quality at best, but still (hopefully) fluffy and entertaining. No taglist, this is just my fun lil side project cause professor Reid is a NEED but I am, for better or for worse, too woke to make it x student. So hereâs an almost 30-year-old assistant professor reader instead. gif by the best @reidgif
me reading the 7k+ word smut fics at 3am
(Source: Sen the donkey)
âhey just a heads up that this author writes dark ficsâ boohoo so scary how will you survive this!!!!! seriously go and talk to a real person in real life I beg you. âhey this person likes horror movies!!!! characters are brutally killed in those movies and this person enjoys it!!!! just a heads upâ this is what some of yâall sound.

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everybody say thank you ao3
Spencer would turn into the worst Unsub ever just because of all the AI shit there is around btw.
being a writer is
50% daydreaming about plots and writing
50% procrastinating/suffering during the actual writing process
There were very few moments where Damian didnât think of you. It was impossible really.
Even if you werenât directly on his mind, it would always go back to you, one way or another. Everything after you came into his life, was compared to you.
He wouldnât say you have taken over his life, but you most certainly have. Alfred baked his favorite cookies? Yours tasted better. Exact same recipe, exact same ingredients. But yours, tasted. Better.
His fancy expensive sheets that he used to be very particular about? Nope. Your sheets. He made sure to get the exact set you have and now that is on his bed. Washed in the very same detergent you use.
A cologne he hadnât worn in years, it just wasnât his scent. A bit too, earthy, for him. But the first time you went over, you tested his colognes. You said you liked that one the most. He began wearing it around you, eventually he just wore it all the time.
He was at a family dinner but you couldnât make it. He moped. Picked at his food, interacted with his family but the second you texted him saying you finally got home. He excused himself from the dinner early and practically raced to your place. He pulled you into a hug and inhaled your scent.
Your presence over anyone elseâs, you almost constantly on his mind. The man is infatuated, if not obsessed with you.
thank you hwang in-ho and seong gi-hun
#i would start thanking each character but... #we're gonna be here for a while #so,i'll just thank the fandoms that contribute to the betterment of everyones mental health #and ao3 #thank you ao3â¤ď¸

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in my dream, i'm fixing your crutch
most nights, spencer wakes to the sound of your snifflesâunlike most nights, he doesnât have to ask why. the reason is visceral, tangibleâstaining the sheets when the wound dressing wasnât tight enough, seeping and pooling right between the both of you where an ocean of your guilt already lies.
pairing:Â spencer reid x fem!reader (second person, no y/n)
genre:Â flangst hurt comfort
content: many mentions of wounds and blood. bc spencer was shot. jesus reid woo! established relationship spencer and bau!reader deal with the aftermath of spencer taking a bullet for her
word count:Â 2.8k
note: based on this ask! for my jesus reid sassy man apocalypse flangst fight and make up lovers... this ones for you! i actually loved writing this sm @esote-rika u wonderful genius u!!! inspired by this poem that she sent me! might be one of my new favorite fics ive written
a line: In the bad dreams, over and over, youâre saying youâre sorry. In the worst dreams, heâs saying he forgives you.Â
âIâm sorry.â
Those were the first words out of your mouth when Spencer had woken up in the hospital. Before that, you'd been running on adrenaline, too focused on talking the unsub down. So certainâso sureâthat he wouldnât pull the trigger. That youâd be fine. That the father would be fine. And you were, mostly.Â
Because a hard shove sent you both tumbling to the ground. No broken bones, no bloody woundsâJust a bullet in Spencerâs leg instead of yours.
He held your hand through the tears, fingers gentle as they stroked through your hair while you wept against the edge of his hospital bed. Told you Iâd take a bullet for you, honey. Spencer always joked about that. Romantic onceânow, not so much. It is not an honour you ever wanted to hold.
#know your fandom history
STOP PUTTING YOUR OC UNDER âX READERâ!!!!! I DONT WANT TO READ YOUR STINKY LOVE STORY, *I* WANT TO BE THE LOVE STORY!!!!
#PREACHđŁđŁđŁđŁđŁ
when you're trying to find a good fanfic to read but your tumblr fyp is genuinly shit
"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"
#so real #why does this have happen way too much thoughđ

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girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'
Doing a rewatch of Peaky Blinders and still not understanding how Tommy forgave Grace. I think I've forgotten a lot of what happened bc it's been so long but I have not forgotten how much I hate her.