Really Epic Stuff

because he’s the hero gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now

I laughed so hard at this.

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

honestly i’m just sitting here cackling

I haven’t seen some of these before! Beautiful.

Oh, daaaaaaaaamn. That combines several things relevant to my interests.

Holy shit

God bless Tolkien.

#somewhere else in middle earth thranduil and gloin are (separately) sobbing angrily #except their friendship mADE THEIR DADS STOP HATING EACH OTHER #I’M SORRY BUT THESE TWO WIN EVERYTHING

Two households, both alike in dignity, in Middle Earth, where we lay our scene From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal realms of these two foes A pair of star-cross’d brothers make their life Whose misadventure Sauron overthrows, And with his death, end their people’s strife. Their fearful passage, that shall death mark’d prove And the continuance of their parents’ rage Which but The One Ring’s end, naught could remove, Is now, like, twelve hours’ traffic of our stage; The which of you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

did you just rewrite shakespeare for lord of the rings and make it work better than the original

^^^THAT COMMENT THO