alright my little musical theater performer. it’s time to MASH those m&ms for mommy. that’s right… you know you need unique New York….

mommy’s going to put a leash on you now… should she use the red leather or the yellow leather?

"the Epstein pedophile class" look i know bourgeoisie is hard to spell but like "the ruling class" "the 1%" "kyriarchy" we have so many pre-established options for how to talk about the class that owns the means of production that don't make you sound like your favorite book is the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. why are we wasting the opportunity to push people towards socialist explanations for societal suffering and exploitation by talking like fucking Alex Jones. get your shit together

we have to bring back the erotic thriller. in the 1970s a beautiful man could go to a beautiful italian villa and fuck every member of the family living there and then leave and that was the entire movie. and you could smoke indoors

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.