fuck it we ball.....

has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

love how you can change the text colors on here yeah this word is green now

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

They are using kitties as cute and pretty companions but kitties would like to lay down instead. It is ok kitties you are so cute and pretties all the time forever so you can lay down if you want to at any time you feel like go to lay down

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

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