Narcissistic Cannibal

go pet that large predatory animal 

listen this is the fucking funniest garfield strip. you just can't top this one i'm sorry

I was told to do it so here I am. Thanks @atrabiliousness for the encouragement.

Miss Nat was a little confused at first as to what she should do with the face cream, but she got it pretty quickly. She wanted to do it like me, so I let her.

Spooky Mingos

i was instructed to go intro so here i am. i’m andy. i was going to go through the whole list of everything going on in my life, but go read @andybiersackstan‘s intro and it’ll all make sense. my show’s coming out soon. if you’re going to watch it, come talk to me on gh because i expect a live blog and have to get used to how you react to things beforehand. i’ll give you pictures of dogs if you talk to me. @ sweetblvsphemy