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the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh
reblog this in 3008
i’m prepared.
After humanity is long gone and the internet is simply a preserved and ancient record of human culture the entire alien world will fucking lose its fricking shit because of this post
Everyone should set reblog this post for this wonderful date. And tumblr will explode
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I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective
According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.
I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…
me: i hate country music
shania twain: let’s go girls!
me:
me: i hate country music
carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-
me:
Me: I hate country music
Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl
Me:
me: i hate country music
dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene
me:
me: i hate country music
Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!
me:
This is just so accurate.
why the fuck is Beyonce on here though
BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL
or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
well it is. so u gon just have to deal
don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It absolutely is not a fucking country song
Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!
This gif LMAAOOOOO
Tom is the bravest of them all
A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007
“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks
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This is mad cute 😂
edit: found the site for y’all Under Lucky Stars
Wife her
Fatter in person
You’ll see when we meet
Have people realized that after Loki says “Odinson” and looks at Thor teary eyed then turns back to Thanos and says “swear to you my undying fidelity”, he’s actually saying that to Thor? It was around the same moment the knife appeared in his hand. He decided he was dying for his brother then, and he wanted to settle all the history between them and he wanted him to know he was loyal to him until his dying breath. The look in Thor’s eyes shows that he understood what it means and he’s so goddamn scared. It fucks me up.
“ Sir, please, I don’t wanna go ”
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story time.
the look in your eyes is what gets me.
“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”
DEAD
“Story time.
I have this one white friend.
And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,
“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”
And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”
And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”
And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”
And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.
So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”
And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”
[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.
And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”
And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”
And I’m like “Yes.”
And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”
I’m like, “No.”
And she’s like “What’s the difference?”
And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”
And she’s like “I don’t understand.”
And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.
I’m actually crying
“were you born a boy or a girl”
bold of you to assume I was born at all
I personally was created in a lab
Just straight up spawned
Summoned
The sound of rain and ocean waves bring so much inner peace.
Reasons why I like tumblr
1. None of my family is on here
2. It’s like a secret society
3. I can post whatever I want 🤷🏾♀️
4. Everyone is weird like me.
If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate
The worst part about vomiting is not actually vomiting, it’s the 30 minutes before vomiting when you know your going to vomit but your body is teasing you with nausea
