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I am now a dated tumblr blog ;-;

my mother ship has abandoned me.

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rylandsgrace

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

foodffs

EASY FRENCH SILK PIE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

writing-prompt-s

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

juliuscaesarofficial

waspcup

Dear God

waspcup

there’s beasts in there…

waspcup

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bardic-irritation

Ok so, assuming he's actually going to go through with this, the funniest possible way to proceed is for the entire internet to immediately be really nice to whoever succeeds him. Hype up all their policy decisions, minimal cyberbullying, just really rub it in for Elon that this was personal and it's not an impossible job, actually, you just didn't know what you were doing.

legalise-greenleaf

Wow so tumblr suddenly decided to really get my hopes up today huh?

funnytwittertweets

catchymemes

hellsite-hall-of-fame

(this is not a hate anon) i am blocking you because i cannot stand the color of the sky post but you are providing an invaluable service to this website. godspeed.

tbh that’s extremely valid and understandable

but still :(

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thatonenewdungeonmaster

funnytwittertweets

osha-official-the-sequel

Osha I think there has been a misunderstanding, that post was not intended to imply anything about the stuff those damn spam bots keep advertising.

I was literally being torn to shreds by a fucking interdimensional rift on spacetime

The "rift" was tearing you to shreds... Okay. Sure. Weird euphemism but we can work with it.

daisygardensinc

osha you fucking idiot it isnt an euphemism I broke reality itself

osha-official-the-sequel

Idk. Sounds like what someone that got "torn apart" by a "rift" would say.

daisygardensinc

OSHA.

funy-dog

fucking interdimensional rift? 😳

daisygardensinc

YES ITS A FUCKING INTERDIMENSIONAL RIFT, NO I AM NOT FUCKING IT, NO I AM NOT BEING FUCKED BY IT, WE ARE ALL FUCKED DUE TO THE RIFT BREAKING REALITY AS WE KNOW IT

funy-dog

all being fucked, you say?😳

daisygardensinc

I am going to shove a shovel up your FUCKING ASS-

osha-official-the-sequel

😳

osha-complient-wheeze

"OSHA I WAS THROWN THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AND I AM NOW BACK HERE, I AM SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW-"

osha-official-the-sequel

So glad you're OSHA compliant now :) you got better!!

real-twitterofficial

If you find the Mother Ship (Twitter Dot Com) while stuck in space time can you tell her she forgot me here ;-;

bevsi

year of the rabbit 🐇💫

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