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I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

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those big brown eyes are weapons of mass destruction 🥺 give him everything he will ask, you can't tell him "no" 🥺
Oscar is so embarrassing really I mean that mf is so desperate to be lando Norris' wank material he loves to bring up thongs knowing lando don't imagine it as flipflops but THONGS . HE WANTS LANDO TO IMAGINE HIM IN THONGS SO BAD
'no thongs in sight' THATS CUZ YOURE WEARING THEM UNDERNEATH CHUD
i ain't ever seen a man this pretty before
he's such a menace (x)

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Nothing hits me like in summer I’m living on pills and lies, with someone I love I don’t really like
Oscar for Vanity Fair
and if i said brat tamer and his brat in the car (thanku pinterest)
the juxtaposition of lando in his slag era and oscar looking like a modern day prince in vanity fair like they’re straight out of ao3 for real
oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

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Facebook of Oscar: “No thongs in sight 🩴 Vanity Fair France”
we as a society should be writing more free use
i’m part of society. i could be part of the solution….
Landoscar fic recs pls 🥲
hi anon!! here's an insanely long list of fic rec because i'm sane and normal about these two :)))
i hope you'll find what you like!
parallel lines by @140445 (rated E) 15k
it's just one of those fics that stays with you after reading it. top 10 fic for me, ripped my heart open. i re-read this one every two months lol
Oscar knows parallel lines don’t intersect. They drift next to each other, endlessly.
(Always) Pointing North by @rafalclrc (rated E) 27k
one of the most breathtaking things i've ever read, this one is so so dear to me
Oscar gives Lando a compass for his fifteenth birthday. The needle always finds North. Oscar spends the next decade pretending he doesn't know what that means.
be as you've always been by @gremlinlando (rated E) 3k
mind-blowing smut, made me dizzy the first time i read it
Lying on Oscar’s bed, his throat was tight. He spread his thighs wider, letting Oscar look at him. He felt very small. Delicate. When he looked down at himself—at the dip of his waist, his toned legs, his new, glossy pink pussy—he looked nothing like himself. He looked…
“Pretty,” Oscar said, and it sounded almost reverent.
“D’you like it?” Lando whispered.
In response, Oscar leaned down and pressed a kiss to his trembling lower belly, right above the gentle curve of his pubic mound. “You look like me,” he said quietly, and Lando sobbed, because he did. He looked like an omega.
la douceur de l'été by @nyoomfruits (rated T) 34k
quite simply my favorite teenage love story of all time :)
“Alright, okay,” Lando says, slumping down a little theatrically. “So you’re all just going to leave me down here to rot.”
“No one is leaving you to rot,” George says, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“Oh, so, what, are you going to carry me up the mountain then?” Lando counters.
“I’m not going to-“ George starts, but gets cut off by Oscar.
“I can stay.”
test the waters by @palimpsezt (rated E) 20k
Piss fic, fed fantasies i didn't even know i had, just go read it it's fantastic
“Oscar,” Lando whines, petulant now, like he can’t believe he’s being made to admit this, on video, no less. But a spasm hits, and the desperation bulldozes everything else his brain might offer in protest. “I’m gonna- I’m gonna wet myself. Oh, fuck. Osc, I- Can I pee? Please? Can I?”
Oscar feels a flicker of guilt, but the arousal easily outweighs it.
And fuck. Hearing him beg like that. Like he can’t do it unless Oscar gives him the go-ahead.
“Of course,” Oscar says at last, a slow smile curving his mouth because Lando obeyed so nicely. His gaze drops to the straining erection. “Does the world champ need help with that?”
Or, Lando has a career-ending secret. Oscar doesn't want to save Lando’s reputation. He wants to be the one to finally ruin it.
trying to transmit, can you hear me? by @foggieststars (rated E) 4k
a very delicious somnophilia fic
Oscar’s not replied to any of Lando’s last few messages telling him he’s on his way home, so Lando’s willing to bet he’s fallen asleep.
Fine by Lando. They’ve got a movie to make; Oscar doesn’t have to be awake to star in it.
Never have I ever by @mctwinkdom (rated E) 13k
one of the best fic AND smut ever, they make me insane it's almost stupid (+ the kisses are jkezfhoeizhfz)
Never have I ever… done anal,” Lando smirks before immediately taking a swig, with a cocky raise of the eyebrow.
Oscar looks flushed, awkward, and it fills Lando with a sadistic playfulness.
"Hum you mean like… giving it or taking it?”
Lando’s eyes widen.
That is a valid question. But that is not a question a straight guy would ask. The biggest shit-eating grin appears on Lando’s lips. Oh, this is going to be a lot more interesting than he imagined.
drive slow by Anonymous (rated E) 5k
the type of fic that makes my heart beat so fast : phenomenal
Oscar sighs. “And what exactly am I thinking?”
“That we could pull up, and.” Orlando curls his knees into his chest. “I could blow you.”
Says it so casually it’s evident, now more than ever, that Orlando’s the exact archetype of men mothers warn their children about.
jack a roo! by @cretaceos (rated E) 21k
such an outstanding story, i recommend anything written by this author it's always perfection
“We don’ train for outside folks anymore if that’s what you search for.” He glances at Oscar's hand, holding the leash firmly, although he knows it’s not necessary. His mare behaves well. “Unless you intend to sell it, which will be another problem.”
“No, sir,” Oscar says, “C’mere for a job, they said in town about it, sir.”
verified account by @cretaceos (rated G) 8k
a very cute fluffly and bubbly love story
Some new faces were around the garage today! This weekend the team received Oscar Piastri, he was part of an engineering program by Mclaren. He’s been working with them for a while now, and already met Lando in the MTC in 2023! Hopefully we can hear more from them soon.
let me know when it's time to come back by @utopiastri (rated G) 10k
just oscar and lando being stupidly oblivious again <3
“Because you want to be my real boyfriend,” Lando hisses.
Oscar stares at him like he’s grown a second head.
“What?”
“Don’t ‘what?’ me, you dick, you literally told me you were in love with me.”
“Ten years ago!”
“Well, yeah, but—”
“I was 14, Lando! Don’t tell me you’ve spent the last decade thinking I was pining after you!”
depth of field by @foxlaren (rated E) 12k
i have no words for this one, incredibly hot and filthy
This was where anyone would’ve stopped and questioned whether the wisest option really was to go full throttle into the straight that had a brick wall at the end. But again, this wasn’t anyone—it was Lando.
And all Lando could think was: if Oscar was watching, then why not give him a show?
rays on the waves by @softosc (rated M) 90k
i can't express how much i love this fic, they're are the sweetest couple ever and i hope they'll have the best ending!
the chatfic surrounding a meet cute in australia's sunshine coast — where oscar piastri is a snorkel guide/diver (almost diver, once he gets his shit together and completes his course) and lando norris is a world class spicy hot UK tourist that oscar... totally didn't expect to be that.
includes australian slang and banter, a croissant and muffin obsession, and daniel ricciardo being oscar's every reason to quit his job (but also every reason as to why he shows up).
you signed up for this by @peachbel1ini (rated E) 6k
may i present you my biggest kink ever... landoscar time-travel threesome self-cest :)))))))) this is a TREAT
He’s got to find a way to make the sex good enough to keep Lando coming back to do this with him, or Oscar might die. He’d do anything to make sure he doesn’t lose this, Lando beneath him squirming, losing track of the hours together.
“You know he’s faking that moan, right, mate?”
Future Past by @wanderingblindly (rated E) 6k
another mind-blowing landoscar time-travel threesome self-cest, re-read so many times
"Repeat after me, yeah?" Lando's smile grows wider with each word. "Happy birthday, Oscar."
"Happy birthday… Oscar." His past self whispers, Oscar's name unfamiliar on his tongue.
"Wanna unwrap your present?"
Or: What if virginal, 2019 Lando was time-looped into 2025 Landoscar’s bed?
it's your birthday, make a wish by @ro4d-rge (rated E) 6k
more landoscar time-travel threesome self-cest....do i have to say something... best smut ever like so so so hot i can't
Oscar observes the group from afar. They cheer and clap and sing Happy Birthday to Lando, and when they're finally done, Lando bends over, pursing his lips to blow out the flame.
A girl with mousy brown hair stops him with a hand on his shoulder before he can.
"Wait! You have to make a wish first," she says, and everyone else mutters in agreement.
Lando seems to consider it for a moment, and then his eyes flicker to Oscar from under his lashes. It's the briefest of glances, saying nothing and everything at the same time, but it glitters with the candle's glow, and Oscar's the fool reaching out to touch the flame, longing for the burn.
Lando blows out the candle.
I’ll Be Right There with You by @cx-boxbox (rated E) 6k
delicious time-travel landoscar fic where they make me insane again :))))
Lando is used to sleeping around and waking up in beds that are not his. What he isn't used to is waking up in a bed that’s not his after falling asleep in his own bed the night prior.
The sheets feel weird against his skin, different from the ones in his flat in Monaco, and there’s sunlight filtering in through the thin curtains, making him squeeze his eyes shut.
Most importantly, there’s a heavy arm wrapped around his waist.
Time Is On My Side by @oscarshourglass (rated E) 7k
heyyy again another freaking amazing time travel landoscar AU, big kink of mine as you can see
“Do you remember why you chose to come here?”
The soft touch along his skin is scrambling his brain, unease bubbling up inside of him at the thought that it feels really nice. So, he takes an educated guess. “To help me win a championship,” he attempts.
Older Lando clearly knows that’s not the right answer, throwing his head back and laughing, grip tightening on Lando’s jaw. “Not quite,” he teases, looking way too smug. “You’ll remember soon enough.” Before Lando can consider what that means, Older Lando is grabbing him by the waist and leading him away from the kitchen. “He’s in here.”
There’s no time to question who he is as he’s led into a bedroom. Lying in the bed before him, half-awake on his phone, is none other than Mr. Oscar Piastri.
OR
Time Travel AU in which Lando goes 2.5 years in the future to learn how to top Oscar for the first time
la plus belle des malédictions by @jesterlavorrre (rated E) 43k
Just read this one. it reboot my brain. it was published almost a year ago and i'm still thinking about that ending
“Tsc. You’re too eager,” Oscar murmurs, slow, deliberate. “That’s why you’re always second.”
Or, Lando Norris is world’s #2, a professional tennis player with everything to prove. At Wimbledon, his rivalry with Oscar Piastri is put to the ultimate test and there’s only one match he can’t afford to lose, on or off the court.
all in by palimpsezt (rated E) 5k
who would've thought that eating fruit could be a kink? not me :) so good
“You’re hard,” Lando whispered, barely moving his lips.
Oscar’s voice was steady. “And whose fault is that?”
“You like me in your lap?”
Oscar didn't give him the satisfaction of a yes. He leaned in closer, his lips brushing against the sensitive skin just below Lando’s ear. “Maybe this is what it takes to get you to follow instructions.”
Or, Lando and Oscar play strip poker.
sunny side of the street by @zelebrini (rated E) 10k
Landoscar workplace AU : my type of shit, i love them
Lando Norris 9:02 i hate it here
Oscar Piastri 9:03 You've been here for 5 minutes ?
I just want your two hands on me by @readtwilightandhatedit (rated E) 146 k
BDSM AU, a long one but sooo worth it. this fic is very special to me. such a great dynamic between these two (+ hot smut and spanking!!!!)
To be able to fulfil his lifelong dream of becoming an F1 world champion, Lando Norris has suppressed his submissive dynamic all his life. And it has worked out quite well for him. Until the final race of 2024 in Abu Dhabi. Out of fear of losing his job and the possibility of living his dream, at the beginning of the 2025 season, he runs headfirst into a huge mess involving his teammate/rival Oscar Piastri, and he just knows it can’t end with a happy ending.
Or: The 2025 season, but Lando is a sub, and Oscar is a dom, and they run into a lot of chaos.
the road not taken by @zelebrini (rated E) 49k
If you want your heart to be broken and fixed again, this is the fic for you. one of my all-time favorite love stories, incredibly beautiful
A long time ago, Oscar lost something he’s not sure he’s ever getting back.
STR8 Aussie Guy Gets WRECKED by Hung British Twink, FIRST TIME by @oztri (rated E) 16k
All time smut for me, i don't know what else to say, this is a work of art. also anything written by this author is fucking glorious.
When jerking off with your clearly straight, clearly uninterested roommate/best friend goes a bit differently than how you thought.
Drastic Measures by @strwbrrymchii (rated E) 25k
a/b/o AU. pretty much the smut of all time to me, i re-read it so many times (and i'd die for this oscar)
The rest of that day's doctor's visit was the most mortifying ordeal Lando's ever been through in his entire life. He was basically told to get fucked (literally) and given a pamphlet on how to get fucked good.
Lando will never be able to look his doctor in the eye ever again.
sweaters and machines and the scent of your body by @astronautaficionado (rated E) 9k
a/b/o AU where Lando is down bad for oscar's smell, my goood the two of them
"Do you think Oscar, y'know," Lando says.
On screen Max squints at him. He looks like he's just gotten up, but he was up late streaming last night so that's possible. Lando picks at his nails. "What?"
"Smells good?" Lando asks, tentatively.
Max gives him a shrewd look. It makes Lando feel utterly transparent. "Is this about you sniffing him during the press conference?"
come show me love by @artchvies (rated E) 26 k
treat yourself with the sweetest-most-handsome-oscar ever!
Oscar is the sweetest alpha Lando’s ever met, but god, he’s also the hottest.
It’s impossible to ignore the thick, heady scent that fills the apartment after Oscar comes back from the gym, muscles glistening with sweat under his tight shirts, or worse, when he walks around shirtless in the mornings, all sleepy and soft.
Lando tries not to react, but his omega betrays him every time. There’s always this embarrassing wetness pooling in his underwear whenever Oscar’s around like that, his body going on high alert, as if Oscar’s presence alone is enough to send him into a frenzy.
Lando blames the hormones. He has to. Because otherwise, what excuse does he have for feeling this way around Oscar?
or, After being dumped while pregnant by his ex-boyfriend, Lando finds himself in need of a place to stay. Thankfully, Oscar has a spare room.
thriller night by @fkevin073 (rated E) 7k
okay i can't talk too much about that one because it made my head spin so bad the first time i've read it, pure filth
Oscar smiles pleasantly, but Lando sees – senses! – the tightening of his jaw. All polite and inoffensive, like he is when he’s talking to a reporter he doesn’t particularly want to be talking to.
“Oh, there were outtakes of the photoshoot?” Oscar asks.
“So many! Some were too risqué for us to post, no? But he ended up looking cute.”
Pietra fishes out her phone and swipes through the ones even she thought were too much for him to post. Lando on all fours, ass in the air, back arched. Lando blowing a kiss on the helmet’s crown, staring at the camera, the brief glimpse of his tongue.
Oscar is all smiles. “Yes, please do send them over,” he tells Pietra. “They’re certainly memorable, no?”
Or: Lando whoreposts on main for Halloween. Oscar has feelings about it.
blurring out my periphery by @foggieststars (rated E) 7k
cock-caged!osc my beloved... incredible smut, 10/10, big round of applause + banging my head against the wall
The whole world thinks Oscar belongs to McLaren. Their second driver, rolling over for his teammate when they ask, all for one measly extra point that didn’t even end up mattering, anyway.
Only Oscar knows the truth. Oscar, who can feel the achingly cool press of silicone between his legs. The slight weight of the lock sitting at his crotch.
Oscar doesn’t belong to McLaren. Oscar belongs to Lando.
Soft Mornings by @str-481 (rated G) 1k
this one felt like a warm hug <3
The first thing Oscar feels when he stirs is the sun kissing his shoulders. Rays peaking through the open windows, heat dancing along his freckled skin.
Second, is soft kitten breaths against the back of his neck, Lando nosing the hairs at his nape, breath fanning over his skin with every even exhale.
or soft, lazy, spring mornings with landoscar.
October Birds by @wanderingblindly (rated M) 54 k
had to include this one cause it's such a beautiful piece of work (i can't believe we get to read these stories for free ngl)
“Y’alright, World Champion Lando Norris?” Max asks, leaning back in his desk chair with his hands tucked behind his head.
“Piss off,” Lando mumbles back, not liking the smile in Max’s tone. Besides, what can he say? ‘Bit lost, actually. Any idea how to handle the best day of your life feeling like the end?’.
Or: Lando runs away to the wrong Perth. Oscar takes in a lost man.
go chasing that sweet call by @gremlinlando (rated E) 11 k
Western a/b/o AU where lando's chasing oscar, what's not to like :))) soooo good
It's infuriating. All of it is. The inaccurate sketch. The ease with which Oscar keeps evading him, always two towns ahead, like he’s riding a horse that’s twice as fast as Lando’s. The strangeness of his scent, somehow different every time Lando catches a whiff of it, as unsettling and elusive as the man himself. At this point, Lando is starting to feel like he's chasing a ghost across the plains.
Or: Lando is a bounty hunter tracking an alpha outlaw. He finds an omega going into heat instead.
sippin' bubbly, feelin' lovely by @artchvies
yeeee so HOT. another incredible a/b/o work by this author
“Jesus,” he whispers. “You’re—fuck, you’re soaked.”
Oscar groans and throws an arm over his eyes, muttering, “Don’t start.”
But Lando can’t stop. “You—did you do this before I got here?” he asks. “Tried to get yourself off? After the podium?”
Oscar doesn’t answer. Doesn’t need to. His hips twitch.
Lando breathes in. “Didn’t work, did it? ‘Cause you needed more. ‘Cause you needed me.”
or, Oscar gets the win. Lando gives him the knot.
you told me this was my home by @darkisms (rated E) 50k
anything written by this author but this one holds a special place in my heart, such a beautiful fic
From Lando’s point of view, at least, there was never any preamble. No indication, no discussion.
Oscar would turn up after a race, looking vacant eyed and distant, and Lando would let him in. He carved a space out for Oscar every single time, until he didn’t need to anymore; until it just became part of his routine, part of him.
Oscar and Lando grow closer over the 2025 season. Lando can't understand why.
coconut shy by @peachbel1ini (rated E) 23k
friends to lovers landoscar AU that made my heart beat so fast, such a cute and lovely story
“What did you used to do when you were a kid? When you had a day off school?”
Lando furrows his brow, looking up at Oscar, who’s got that look on his face like he’s actually interested in the answer to his question. It freaked Lando out, at first, the staring. Now he’s used to it, the weight of Oscar’s eyes on the side of his face comfortable, instead of suffocating.
He has to think about it, but then he hears the lapping of waves in his head, the clang of 2ps into a metal container, and he remembers. “We used to go to the seaside, if it was an inset day.”
it's just something people say by @astronautaficionado (rated E) 32k
Dark Material AU, wonderful writting from this author again
In hindsight, Lando should have known something was up when his daemon noticed team staff measuring the garage space. But, to be fair, nothing could have really prepared him for Oscar.
see through by @clarenmac (rated E) 8k
first time bottoming osc! just deliciously written smut
Oscar told himself he wasn’t going to let this fuck him up. And he won’t.
But.
sunkissed by @passengerprincipessa (rated E) 45k
anything written by this author but this one is my fave. i can't express how dear they are to me
“It’s the first day of your trip?" Lando asks, outraged. "What’re we doing sitting around a hostel? We’ve got sights to see, experiences to have, food to eat, drinks to drink.”
“We?” Oscar asks.
“Yes, we,” Lando says. “What, you think I’m just going to let you, Mr. Never-Left-Australia-Before, wander about on your own? What if you get mugged?”
Or: Oscar gets broken up with and impulsively books a four-week backpacking trip through Europe. He doesn't expect to fall in love along the way.
love you out loud by @nyoomfruits (rated T) 10k
another very sweet friends to lovers AU that i adore sm
“We are playing spin the bottle,” Charles says. “It is very good team bonding. I feel very bonded to my coworkers now.”
“Because you were making out with them?” George exclaims, outraged.
“Well,” Franco says, with a shrug. “Not really making out. More like. love pecks. Collegial love pecks? Aside from Lando and Oscar. They were definitely making out.”
the high grounds by @cretaceos (rated E) 59k
fantasy a/b/o AU in which lando's a hot knight. that should sell it
“I don’t understand, Your Majesty.”
“The royal property is safe for you, Prince Oscar, and welcomes you with open arms. But it’s dangerous to have an omega walking alone here.” Oscar thinks he’s hallucinating this whole conversation. “Don’t worry, Lando is one of our best swordsmen.”
Great, he has his own soldier, chosen by the king. Just great.
is that your boy? uh-huh by @sprinttotheend (rated E) 42k
such a good a/b/o AU for those who have a soft spot for subspace like me :)
He’s tall, is the first thought that flashes through Lando’s brain when he lays eyes on Oscar Piastri. It shouldn’t be a surprise, most men are taller than Lando, but all the same he finds his eyes catching on the width of Oscar’s shoulders, the couple inches that separate them.
He’s also, as a first impression, very eh. Not in like a bad way, just neutral.
“So you’re my new Aussie?” are the words that come out of his mouth.
If You Were Constantly In The Safety Of Danger by @alise-corli666 (rated E) 9k
some very very good and HOT drug-fueled smut (mind the tags!)
It's been two weeks. The bare minimum safe-time that Oscar could bargain with himself.
"We're not fucking right now. You need rest." "Says who?" "Me, Lando. You were drugged." "Yeah," Lando sighs breathily, "you gonna do it again?” “Lando.”
Yeah, Oscar's gonna do it again.
i see rbr is trying to find max' replacement the old fashion way

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the way the commentators are framing this match is so funny. “djokovic is going to want to conserve his body because he’s an old hag” “sinner is thinking the same thing because he melts like ice cream in 80 degree weather” why is this match between two frail paper dolls