a really strange time in my life

look at me living up to my dads legacy of standing in front of the tv, yelling abt my athlete of choice while angrily sipping at my vaguely toxic beverage every few seconds

the lion does not concern itself with the real love life of its rpf ships

i need you to talk to me as if i am scared and really really small and fragile and cute also. for sex reasons.

are they gay? not sure. are they hopelessly and entirely devoted to each other? i think we have enough evidence to say yes

idk man so many people on here genuinely believe their millionaire sports blorbo is a leftist

Your f/o softly asking you a question and before you can think to answer they’re gently taking your chin between their fingers and nodding your head for you because they know what you need and that you’ll be good for them and do whatever they’re asking

can i be your significant bother