Pretentious Lowbrow

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

simply the fact that different body types for women go in and out of style throughout the decades should be enough to tell you that women’s bodies are considered consumable goods under capitalism

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee