James: *fills two glasses of water up*
James: Okay guess how much are in these glasses, in terms of many
Lily: In terms of many?
James: Yes
Lily: What?
James: TWO many, get it?

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James: *fills two glasses of water up*
James: Okay guess how much are in these glasses, in terms of many
Lily: In terms of many?
James: Yes
Lily: What?
James: TWO many, get it?

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Remus: Hey is that my jumper
Sirius: Just remember what's yours is mine
Remus: And?
Sirius: What's mine is also mine
Remus:Hey Prongs, what are you reading
James: Lord of the fries
Remus: Don't you mean Lord of the Flies
James: I'm hungry
Remus: I'd say I'm 90% gay and 20% straight
Lily: You do know that's over 100, right?
Remus: That's because I always give 110%
Sirius: I know you do *winks*
James: *Screams*
Professor: *teaching about Boggarts*
Professor: Basically the Boggart gets confused with too many people and doesn't know what to be
James: Moony it's like you and having an identity crisis
Remus: I hate you so much

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Remus: Pads stop being dramatic I didn't mean to use your shampoo
Sirius: "don't be dramatic" am I just an emotional whoopy cushion for you to sit on
Remus: Well you don't seem to mind when I sit on you *winks*
James: *screams*
Marauders: *sitting in silence*
Sirius: *coughs and moves very loudly*
Remus: Well the timer starts again
Sirius: What timer?
Remus: the timer in my head
Sirus: *muffled* help help
Remus: Pads what the fuck
Sirius: I cant seeeee
Sirius: I CANT SEE
Remus: that's because you're stuck in the fucking blanket
Sirius: Moony are you feeling okay?
Remus: YES! I'm fineee
Sirius: Okay you're in a really bad mood
Remus: No! I'm just having an ew people moment
Sirius: ........
James: Hey moons, you've been awake since 3am maybe you should take a nap or something
Remus: Why would I do that?
James: It's called self care
Remus: It's called bull shit

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James and Snape: *bickering*
Lily: Okay that's it! I'm not going to sit near two people who keep making pointless arguments to boost their own ego
Snape: LILY WHAT! That's completely unfair, you agreed he's the conceited one. I'm showing you what a prat he's being.
James: Evans you're wrong, I'm not doing it to boost my ego, I'm doing it to decrease his
Lily: ........
Snape: ........
Lily: *bangs head on her desk*
*Remus as a teacher*
Remus: Okay now today we're going to-
Student: Sir a bunch of people aren't here yet
Remus: Oh for Merlin sake!
Remus: right, hands up if you're not here
Class: .........
Remus: I see no issue at all then
Remus: * goes back to teaching*
Sirius: *over dramatically* Ughhhh
Remus: Why did you do that?
Sirius: Do what?
Remus: Pronounce "ughhh" that way
Sirius: I turn French to express my displeasure
Remus: you don't sound french, you sound like you're throwing up a cat
Sirius: When I said "two best friends in a room they might kiss" I was trying to flirt with Remus
Sirius: I wasn't and won't be trying to fuck you
Sirius: You're my brother and that would be incest. Plus, you know I'm trying to not join the family tradition
James: Are you saying I'm not your best friend
James: t0 mY fAcEEE
Sirius: *tring to flirt with Remus"
Sirius: Two best friends in a room they might kiss
James: n0 Th3Y bL00dY W0n'T
Sirius: James i-
James: *screaming* Remus, Remus help he's trying to fuck meeee
Remus: ..........
Remus: leaves

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Remus: *lying on the dorm room floor*
Sirius: moons what's wrong?
Remus: the fact that you're not my boyfriend
Sirius: ........
Remus: .........
Remus: Did I say that out loud?
James: Hey Evans could you pass me the salt
Lily: I could do it it if I wanted to
James: Great
Lily: .........
James: So are you going to pass it sometime this year?
Lily: Oh no you misunderstood, I could do it if I wanted to.... I just don't want to
Sirius: *snickers in the background*