Artemis Rose Writes

Hi! Uhhh No content warning that I can think of other then no editing prior to me throwing this out here into the universe XD Just a random idea I had based on a dream. Let me know what you think and if I should continue this?

If anyone would have asked Loki to define true love his answer would be to quickly say that true love doesn’t exist. He would say that it’s something Midgardian made up as a way to give their silly little lives meaning. Sure, he had seen the way his mother looked at his father when he was younger, but even on Asgard love was something complicated and something he would rather not dive into. 

Cheesy dates! Adam is 100% the dorkiest boyfriend who I think would like to do the classic date stuff: share a milkshake, go on an impromptu picnic, etc. If you’re not into that stuff he may pout a little, but he’ll find other ways to be cheesy.

The biggest issue you’ll have is his sleep schedule. Adam *thinks* he can go days without sleeping so don’t be surprised to find that he’s fallen asleep in the most random spot (think his dark room or even face first into a sandwich).

If you can help him get on a “normal” sleep schedule I still don’t think he would be an early riser. He may halfway wake up to kiss you goodbye, but as soon as the door closes he’s passed back out.

Adam loves music! He would be even more head over heels for you if you played or could sing, but if not he still loves the moments where you two are jamming together in his apartment.

He has SO many pictures of you. “Hey ____ what’s that outside? *snap*” any excuse to take a picture of you he would find. Most definitely has at least one suggestive picture in his wallet if you that he carries 24/7.

Also be prepared for the Adam sass. He doesn’t mean to be rude, so just talk to him if you think he’s being too sarcastic.

I can see if you bought this man flowers he might actually cry. It’s not something I think he would ever ask for, but the gesture would definitely make him so happy.

After his trip with Jigsaw he might be a *bit* (read very much) clingy. If you needed some space he would understand, but he would definitely be the SpongeBob meme where Patrick is just waiting for Sponge to come home. I don’t think he would be super clingy forever, but he definitely would need more reassurance you aren’t just going to leave him.

I also could see him having so many nightmares after the Jigsaw trap. 😭😭

If you decided to get married I don’t think Adam would care for a super big wedding. He doesn’t care if you eloped, he’s just happy you agreed to be his.

Okay so this took me way too long to write! I decided to try and write it in first person but also still keep it neutral enough that a reader could place themselves in the story? I may scrap this and go back to 2nd or 3rd person we shall see! Sooo let me know what you think! Only other warning I have is I didn't proof read this and quickly put it together.

But uhh essentially you're Adam's sibling and he's been missing for three days too many so you do what any sensable human would do and go to the police station to report him missing. Dectective Hoffman is on the case ;3

It had been three days. Three days wondering where in the world my brother, Adam had gotten up to. I sighed, checking my phone for what felt like the hundredth time today. Still no callback. Maybe Adam just got busy, I thought trying to reassure myself that he was fine. The last time we spoke he told me about some ex cop that was paying him pretty good money, so maybe he was just busy with that?

Growing up Thoma loved to play pranks on you. They were always harmless, but he would do anything to get a laugh from you.

Thoma was fiercely protective of you. If you ever wandered off into danger he would be the first to find you. Thoma would deal with whatever trouble you got into and would be grateful you were okay. You would definitely get a lecture the whole time you walked back.

If for some reason you weren’t with Thoma when he got trapped in Inazuma he would write you letters constantly. He misses you and hopes that you’re staying safe.

If you were with Thoma and ended up in Inazuma he would work extra hard to make sure you also gained the Kamisato’s clans trust so you could work with him. And if Thoma ever saw you flirting with either of the Kamisato siblings he would tease you endlessly.

Thoma is very carefree when it comes to how people talk about him, but if anyone ever spoke a bad word about you he would be all over them.

When Inazuma was opened up again Thoma would support you if you wanted to return to Mondstadt, but he would be sad to see you go. He would definitely make you promise to visit him.

If you started traveling with the traveler Thoma would be super proud of how hard you’ve worked and he would be excited to hear all about your travels.

Overall Thoma is a top tier sibling who would always be in your corner.

Franklin just wants the best for you. He always encourages you to stay in school and to “not end up on the bad road like him”.

When he moves into the new house thanks to Lester he would invite you to live with him rent free in a judgement free zone. The only rent he would ever “charge” you is making sure Chop went for a walk.

Just because Lamar is his best friend doesn’t mean he gets a free pass at his little sibling. If Lamar or any of the others ever hit on you or made you uncomfortable Franklin would set them straight real quick.

If you ever followed him on a mission he would promptly freak the fuck out. You’re the only real family he has left and he is not about to let anything happen to you. “I told you not to come! Go home now!”

Franklin tries to be sneaky when he brings anyone home. He knows your grown and know what he’s doing, but he doesn’t want you to fuss at him. Especially if he got a little hypocritical about you sleeping around while he’s doing the same exact thing.

Franklin would brag to the guys about you. He thinks the world of you. Even if you can be a little annoying at times. ;3

Sibling or not though, Franklin would not let you touch his bike. It’s his prized possession, but he may take you for a ride with him occasionally.

So many bad jokes. McKenzie is dealing with being lost with bad humor. If he needs to be serious he would, but don’t think that if you fail at making a fire because you forgot something basic he wouldn’t give you a slightly hard time.

Mackenzie talks about Astrid a lot. Things he wishes could have been different and he wonders if he ever will get to truly apologize for his role in everything.

If you found yourself face to face with danger Mackenzie would do anything to help. Don’t think this man is against opening a flare and waving it around like that guy in Jurassic park to get a bear off your butt because he definitely would.

Mackenzie HATES going into the mines. He hates everything about it from how dark it gets to how quick things can turn in an instant. He knows there’s potential for good resources so he’ll go, but he will fuss the entire time.

When you find the dead people around the valley it makes Mackenzie sad and wonder if you two will be next. He knows how quickly things can turn, but with each new find he gets more depressed. When you’re able to he would love to try and give them proper burials.

Friend let me tell you that game has got a hold on me like none other!

Dating Ryan would include:

Riding with him as he does his job. Ryan loves to have you tag along and talk about anything and everything. He's a good listener, but he's also really going to need a listening ear after everything with Gabe happens. (Don't make this dirty; trust me I can take this places if requested ;3)

Ryan loves to snuggle. If you aren't a big touchy human, if you allow him, he would definitely be the type that he needs to be touching you somehow. (Ex. leg against yours when you're on the couch). It doesn't always have to be cuddles, but he likes your warmth and knowing you're there.

When Gabe was alive, Ryan and Gabe always tag teamed to play harmless pranks on you. You always write with a red pen at work? Nope today it's pink but they've tried to convince you that it's still red and maybe it's the lighting.

When Ryan can't sleep he would message you to see if you were awake. If you were he would invite you to meet him outside the restaurant and look up at the stars.

Ryan is a giant dork. If he thinks it will make you or the friends laugh he will try it. Especially when it come to the RP chapter. He absolutely loved everyone face as he was a silly little snake. Though he might be embarrassed at first of you seeing him, but if you played along like Alex did, he would be all smiles.

Overall best golden retriever boyfriend 10/10

Dating Steph would include:

Steph loves it when you come hang outside the booth while she's working. Not only could you help her run the shop, but when she needed song suggestions you're her number one "special listener".

If you didn't know how to RP, Steph would teach you everything you needed to know. She would love playing the games with you to see how you react and build characters. And if you really got into it like the chapter in the game? She would think it was the hottest thing ever.

Steph tells you everything. When she's not sure where she stands in life you're her rock. She can't believe how lucky she is that you've stood by her through everything.

Steph would totally try to get you to write songs with her. If making music wasn't your thing she would understand, but she would love to bounce ideas off you and get super flustered when showing off a new song she wrote just for you.

Steph would be so supportive of you through everything. She loves to be silly, but she can also be serious, especially after Gabe's accident. Overall Steph is the best "black cat girlfriend" that really isn't a black cat at all, but she would def. glare at you if you tried to call her a golden retriever girlfriend.

See if this I feel like it really depends on where Zhongli is in life? Like pre Genshin story I think he'd be too focused on being a God for a relationship BUT when we hit the story? Ooo my man! Hope you like! Let me know if there's anything you want me to change/add/talk about!

Zhongli with a FTM partner

"Does this mean you don't want to be together anymore? Oh it doesn't? Good, then I believe we are due for our dinner date still."

Zhongli would immediately hug you and insist on making sure you felt comfortable. If you could get him to stop telling stories about his golden years, he would definitely go help you pick out a new wardrobe. (Honestly if he still has his gnosis def remind him to make you some mora so you aren't broke XD)

If you haven't picked a new name yet, Zhongli would have all the suggestions. "How about ______? It's strong like you!" And if you decided to keep your name he would respect your decision.

He would also offer to go with you to the local doctor to see what they could do whether it be medicine they could make or even using magic to help you be you.

Zhongli likes to take life slow, remising on the good times, but he always makes sure to say your chosen name and pronouns when talking about stories that you were in. Zhongli also doesn't get scary mad often, but he would be scary if someone was being ugly to you, especially refusing to call you the right name/pronouns.

At the end of the day, Zhongli just wants you to be happy and healthy. He will do anything he can to make sure you feel loved and supported.

Hi yes I’m active! Currently trying to move things from my DeviantArt over here! Thanks for the ask! Not sure if you wanted dating head cannons or friend though so if I guess wrong just let me know and I’ll rewrite!

Dating Shane from Stardew would be like:

Shane is very self conscious. He doesn’t want you to feel like you’re settling so he may need more reassurance at first that you really do love him and don’t just feel bad for him.

If you started dating while he still had a drinking problem he would always apologize for what a terrible boyfriend he was then and is constantly trying to make up for it. Just reassure him that you don’t hate him and you two can get through anything together.

Shane would be super excited to show you the blue chickens. He hopes you love them as much as he does, but expect him to bring Charlie with him pretty much everywhere.

Shane tries to help out on the farm as much as he can, but he still has his bad days where he just wants to stay in bed all day and he hopes you understand that. In those moments if you decided to stay in and cuddle him, he would cry but hold you close. If you ever have those days, expect him to make you food and just do whatever he can to help you through it like you do him.

Also please always be near this man while he’s in the kitchen. At least a first until he gets the hang of it because all he really knows how to cook is putting something in the microwave and hoping for the best. 

Shane would constantly dot on you though and make you feel like a king/queen/most powerful person on the earth.

Dating Sebastian from Stardew would be like:

Sebastian is constantly on his computer for work. But he’s always so thankful that you encourage him and believe that his work is just as important as yours. You constantly have to remind him to take stretch breaks though.

He loves to take you for rides on his motorcycle. At night under the stars is where he feels the most at peace, but as long as you’re there he doesn’t care where he is. 

Sebby would be very excited to show you all the new songs he and the band are working on. Sam would try to get him to propose through song, but Sebastian is still shy so he would prefer to not make either of you uncomfortable and would rather have a one one one setting. 

Sebastian’s favorite nights are when you’ve come home from fishing because it means sashimi nights! If you don’t like fishing though he understands and would never try to push you to do something you aren’t comfortable doing.

Sebastian would be very excited if you asked him to move in with you. He loves his family dearly, but the space between them is needed for his mental health. He would constantly thank you for putting up with him and for believing in him. 

Sebby kisses are the best kisses. In public he usually prefers minimal PDA, but he would hold your hand and give you quick pecks on the check/mouth depending. But behind closed doors? Bestie you’re in trouble, I feel like he would be all over you if you let him. He’s like a cat that wants attention but doesn’t want to ask for it. 

Hi! Thanks for asking :) I'm always down to think of the husbandos XD

Dating Kaeya would include:

Kaeya is super protective of you in ways you didn't even know were possible. Even if you have a vision Kaeya always is two steps ahead of you watching and waiting to jump in at a moments notice. You're going to do a boss? He just happened to be surveying for the Knights of Favonius in the same area, why don't you let him lend you a hand?

But don't think he thinks you can't handle yourself. Vision or no vision, Kaeya knows what you're capable of and he likes to push you. He doesn't do it to be mean. To him pushing a person just outside of their comfort zone is the perfect place to be as they enter a battle so their full focus is on the task at hand.

Kaeya loves to prank you. It's like a love language to him. But if you help him prank with his brother, he's like a kid in the candy store.

Many nights you find yourselves in the tavern, talking to the townspeople, learning about what all is going on. Kaeya wouldn't pressure you into drinking, but he may give you a weird look if you agree with Diluc that grape juice is the superior drink.

Kaeya is a romantic person. He loves to spoil you in anyway you let him. Overall the two of you have a great relationship that's ever evolving, but full of mischief and love!

Dating Diluc would include:

You thought Kaeya was protective of his lover? Na, Diluc will straight up find out where you're going and take out the thing you're going to deal with before you can even get there. But after seeing you battle and hold your own, he's more inclined to letting you deal with your problems so long as you come back to him in one piece.

Diluc spends his days between Mondstadt and the winery. To the outside world he seems closed off and always on the move. Which isn't entirely wrong, but Diluc has been burned one time too many so he tries to keep his distance. You're one of the first people he's really let down his walls to, don't break his trust.

But you know his secret about being the Dark Knight hero. He still hates the nickname, but he'll allow you to playfully call him that behind closed doors. And if you help him deal with whatever problem is plaguing the city it means you can go back to the winery and relax quicker.

Diluc refuses to admit he cares about Kaeya, but you see the way Diluc always tries to make sure the bone head is safe. That doesn't mean Diluc won't give Kaeya shit though. Especially when Kaeya keeps pranking him.

Overall Diluc fully trusts you and values your opinion. He has a rough exterior, but around you, those walls are gone. He knows he can trust you with anything and you two quickly become the power couple of Mondstadt.

Hi! Yes this is totally possible! Thank you for the ask dear <3

Dating Joey Wheeler would include:

Him being totally protective over you! Joey hasn’t always had the best life and he worries that any enemies he has made would come after you. He wouldn’t be overbearing protective, but he definitely insists on walking you home after dates and such.

Boy is touch starved!! He loves to just sit with you and cuddle. Give him all the attention, but don’t be afraid to tell him if you need space. At first he may be a little sad, but he totally gets it. If you’re not super into cuddling he wouldn’t force you, he just enjoys your company.

ALL THE JOKES!! He loves to make jokes and make people smile. Even if it’s just because he walked into a door, if you’re happy and laughing he’ll accept the embarrassment.

Joey loves to give you stuff. Little things, tips and cards, any time he sees something that reminds him of you. He doesn’t have a lot of money and he hates that he can’t spoil you more. Just remind him you love him for him and he doesn’t have to give you anything but his time.

Is super nervous for you to meet his baby sister. What if you don’t like her? What if she doesn’t like you? The meeting would go amazing though and you two would end up being the best of friends. Serenity would also tell you funny baby Joey stories.

As for duels, boy totally tries to show off for you. Sometimes this can lead to him getting into more then he can chew, but he does his best. Just remind him that you’re proud of him win or lose.

If he asked you to duel him, he would totally try to go easy on you at first. And you would wipe the floor with him which would cause him to be like o.o excuse me what?

AHHH!! Anon. you just requested my favorite LiS characters so I’m hella down for this ;) Pun most definitely intended 

Chloe Price

You give Chloe a reason to care about herself, don’t take that for granted and leave her like the others. That would be her biggest fear. But once you prove that you’re not going anywhere, Chloe is all yours.

Chloe is always down for a good time. Concert in town? Best believe this girl will drag your ass to it. She likes to live life on the edge and I can’t blame her for all the crap she’s had to deal with. 

But Chloe also likes to enjoy the small things. Want to go hang out by the lighthouse and watch the beach? Chloe is down to go. She loves making her person happy.

You better believe that if anyone is giving you shit, David included, that she is willing to fight/argue them. Chloe hates bullies and she doesn’t like the way it makes anyone feel, but especially not you.

Chloe also gives really amazing kisses. The first kiss you had was a little awkward because she didn’t expect you to just lean over and kiss her, but you better believe if you try to pull away she’s just going to pull you closer to her.

Once you two have been together for a year, she may suggest going to get matching tattoos like she did with Rachel. If you weren’t down for that she would go by herself to get something that reminds her of you. 

At the end of a long day Chloe loves to just cuddle you and tell you how much you mean to her. She isn’t good with words, but she speaks from her heart. She hates to see you hurting so she’ll do anything she can to make you smile.

Please get this girl into therapy to help her work out her past trauma. She may need reassurance that it doesn’t make her crazy, but she really will feel so much better once she starts it.

Chloe still would want to get away from the Bay so expect her to do everything she can to help you both get out. Once you’re out of there, you’ll notice how much happier she is and how much her relationship with Joyce will improve.

Nathan

Nathan has mental issues, so be prepared to help him through those. Especially if Sean is around. Nathan hates you seeing him like that, but give him time. He really does appreciate you helping him through his meltdowns.

Nathan would also want to protect you from Jefferson so if you two were in the hallway walking towards him (Jefferson), Nathan would make sure to pull you a little closer.

Nathan is super jumpy at physical touch at first because usually when he gets it at home it’s from getting hurt, but once you prove to him that you’re not going to hurt him, he melts into your arms.

He loves forehead kisses! When you surprise him with one it helps quiet his mind down a bit and see that you’re there for him. 

Speaking of kisses, depending on his mood you can either find yourself pressed against a wall with him passionately kissing you or being pulled against him for a very soft, intimate moment.

If you can get him away from the Bay and his dad, his mental health will do so much better. Especially once you help him find a therapist that will help him and listen to what he needs and not what his father wants.

He would be so excited to introduce you to his sister. She is his world when he is stuck at home, so be prepared for Nathan to talk your ear off about her.

He also still uses the whales to fall asleep. If you surprise him with a trip to see them he would love you forever! There’s something about watching them and listening that helps calm him down instantly.

Overall Nathan would be so happy with you and would try to help you through anything he could once he gets away from his dad and Jeffershit-- I mean Jefferson.

Oooo Sanders Sides aye? I’m down for this! Also just because you didn’t say I couldn’t I’m including Virgil :p

Patton

“That’s so amazing let’s go make cookies to celebrate!”

Patton would be so supportive! Patton loves you for you, so telling him your trans just gives him more things to love about you! He would do anything he possibly could to make your transition smoother. Be prepared for a cuteness overload.

Logan

*searches through vocab cards* “Is this an appropriate time to say, um, that’s lit fam?”

Seriously though, all jokes aside Logan is logic so to him you being trans makes sense. Not that you didn’t before, but he always felt like you weren’t being true to yourself. Logan would be by your side 100% of the time to scare off any haters with his extensive knowledge and research as to why the haters are wrong.

Virgil

“Ummm... that’s nice-- I mean I’m happy for you-- not that it matters if I’m happy you’re happiness is what’s important!”

Virgil being the literal embodiment of anxiety is definitely going to struggle for words when you tell him. He’s so happy that you trust him and told him first, but he’s also super nervous for the road you’re on. Virgil supports you 110% and he will hurt anyone who ever makes you doubt yourself.

Roman

“That is amazing! Let’s go to the store and pick out clothes to celebrate!”

Roman is definitely one of the most encouraging of the sides. He will do anything he can for you. You need him to go slay a mailman who is acting like a total dragon about the new name? He’s your guy! Roman adores you for you and he’s so excited to help you through all of this. 

Good question let’s find out ;D

Germany

Ludwig came home from his meeting rather annoyed because of all the chaos that happens in world meetings. He would be rather surprised that you weren’t anywhere to be found. But when he walked upstairs and found you still in bed that would be all he needed to know that you are, in fact, sick. He would quietly shut the door before going downstairs and making you some soup before returning with that and plenty of water. 

Ludwig would stay with you and make you that you got lots of rest! He’s really good at cuddling (don’t let this man fool you, he loves cuddles, he’s just shy if anyone else is around). But he would do anything you needed. You’re cold? Say the word and magically 10 blankets are now smothering you! Feel gross because you’re all sweaty? He’ll run you a bath and wash your hair if you want. Ludwig is awesome at listening and doing anything he can to make you feel better!

Italy

Feli would come home super excited to see you and tell you all about whatever he was up to. He would bounce around the house calling for you before entering your room and finding you buried under layers of covers. 

“Ahh! Hang on bella/bello! I’m coming!” he would say semi-panicking before he almost fell down the stairs.

He would feel super frazzled at first not knowing if it was just a simple cold or if it was something more serious. Tbh I feel like our sweet boi would almost smother you to death. He cares so much so if you turn down water and/or soup be prepared for him to pout and keep bothering you until you finally take some of it. But if you tell him you just need rest he would get the message and stay and cuddle you. Feli loves you to death and would do anything he could to make you feel better. <3

Japan

Kiku would come home ready to rest. Meetings take a lot out of him mentally so he would be surprised that you weren’t around to greet him. After poking around his house, he would find you resting in bed. He would go quietly to get you something to drink and ask if you felt up to eating. If you didn’t he would understand, but he would ask again every few hours. 

This boy is super in tune with you. You need the window open? Say no more-- mostly because you didn’t even have to say anything. I could honestly see you starting to wonder if he’s a mind reader when you’re sick because of how good he is at taking care of you!