RAMI

“We’re all going to have to evacuate the house once I’ve got my paint swatches sent here since there has to be an update pronto. I’ll keep the red, but these eggshell colors are in need of some taste to them.” 

Before the evacuation, could you also ask whoever brings the paint swatches to fetch me sushi. I’m really missing the stuff and way more than I ever thought I would. 

I could so tell the difference if I saw you two. Like, even if he looked exactly like you and you didn’t tell me any different, I could do it. I think. I at least wanna try. Then again.. I could never tell which one was Mary-Kate and which one was Ashley when they were little on Full House. And they’re not even identical! Did you know they were fraternal? I’m still shook about that.

The day we’re in the same place, i’ll call you so that you can try. Although I may tell him to shave just so it makes things a little more complicated. I heard that, I don’t believe it in the slightest. They must be identical. 

Ice cream is great, I could eat that for the rest of my life. Oh wow, high school? that’s impressive. I could never. 

It really is. But yeah I agree, I knew how bad I was at high school age and i’m not sure i’d wanna deal with that. 

“Did you guys ever pretend to be each other for exams? Or ever just to mess with people?”

Yes or at least I pretend to be him to perform a greek monologue so he could graduate. That’s about the worst of it. 

Yo, I’m flattered I’m the first. But also disappointed in the rest of the house! I actually watched it in the cinema room when I first got here. Congrats man, fuckin’ awesome movie.

I’m glad to hear it but also thanks, though all credit really has to go to the crew on that one. I really just had the smallest part to play in comparison to everything they had to do.

You and me both. Hi, I’m Nina. 

Hey Nina, i’m Rami. It’s lovely to meet you!

You and me both. The only thing that stops me from doing exactly that are those dungeons downstairs. Have you seen them yet?

Mhmm I mean not in person and I sort of like a little time to myself now and then. So those dungeons don’t seem all that terrible to me at the moment. 

Oh my, thank you very much, that’s kind of you to say. I feel like I’m starting to look like an old woman though. I’m sure they put some extra vitamins in our water when we’re on sets of something. 

Just being honest. Oh come on, no way! Until you look like Betty White who is a fabulous older woman, you really have nothing to fear. I wouldn’t be surprised, there definitely has to be some conspiracy going on.

It seems as if you happen to fit my type. I may be darker than yours, though, but it’s something to consider. I might even be willing to share some of that bread with you now. Just a sliver or two, though. Can’t go too crazy here.

Now i’m sure you’re just saying that so you’re set up for when the aging disease hits you. A little darker than mine, yes. Just some? I’m almost insulted, good luck getting to the bread. 

Jesus, please don’t. I’m haunted by twins. Those two are more than enough. No more.

Oh come on twins are great...or maybe I am a little bias in saying that but it’s true. Although I promise no twin.

Your twin wants to do that? That’s incredible. S’like a real life Parent Trap. Wait, how do we know you aren’t the twin right now?

Yes exactly, real life parent trap. Good point, i’d offer the fact that my brother likes to have a little more stubble than me but you could just say that I or...Rami made him shave. 

Oh well that’s only a couple years older than me, but you’re right, it would be weird for a child to be older than a parent. You certainly don’t look that old. 

And you look amazing for your age, my theory is that it’s something to do with the food we eat in the business. Maybe they’re giving us something to make us look a little younger than we are or we’re just lucky. However you wanna take it. 

– & “Well shit, oops?”

You’re the worst Katerina Graham, damn you!

– & “Depends on the context, are we still talking about innocent puppy dogs or are we treading into innuendo territory?”

I was talking innocent puppy dogs but if my mind wasn’t there before it certainly is now, KG.