It's About To Get Real Lez In In Here

Are you gonna come with me to California? You gonna do that? Like you said. Are you telling me that you’re gonna leave your husband and your comfortable life for this? For me?

could get me to buy 4 CDs when I do not even own a CD player

 Beths Frankle (If that’s your real name) Based on the brad you’ve created for yourself, you’ve been able to market and create yourself an empire. Skinny girl has become an entity in which we turn for the best products and services. But alas your skinny girl Margarita is exactly the opposite. Based on its taste it’s a fat oppressed, sweaty, middle-aged man.You’ve deceived us, your fans and all the skinny girls across the world. If you we’re going to drink a Texas mickey of Patron, eat asparagus, and piss in a bottle, then you should’ve named this atrocious attempt at a beverage “recycled liquid lunch.” Only thing you truly got right is the skinny girl name. Because after consuming this drink that tastes the equivalent of the bottoms of every left over alcohol bottle, all anyone wants to do is purge the contents of their stomachs. Please make no mistake, we love you.. but try harder next time.

Love, 

me tomorrow night watching gentleman jack and getting a dose of flawless writing and regency era lesbians that will no doubt cure my depression as i continue to throw my money at HBO: