A Dead And Tired Artist

Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷

I would honestly love an exchange between Commissioner Gordon and Batman about his kids habits of tasting drugs they randomly found on the street.

Gordon: Bats, I don't like telling you how to raise the Robins but... Are you seriously going to let him eat random narcotics we found on the ground?

Batman: They're all trained to determine drugs and their compositions by their taste or smell.

Gordon: Impressive as that is, the kids are eating drugs. Bats, you're not feeding them narcotics and calling it training, are you?

Batman:

Batman: In all honesty, Commissioner, no. I went on a short vacation and when I cane back they were doing this.

Gordon: So they started doing this alone?

Batman: I wouldn't put it past Agent A but I think they went to that seminar in Quantico

Gordon: Bats, they're kids, Quantico... You know what, I wouldn't put it past the Robins.

ten year old Tim Drake who already knew who Batman and Robin were, finding out he now has a secret tunnel in his garden connecting his house to their lair, and he’s just like ‘fuck yeah that’s cool.’ and starts exploring.

thirteen year old Jason Todd bored and fucking around alone in the batcave system when he comes across a fucking ten year old who knows his identity, clearly idolises the hell out of him, and is just kinda wandering around the cave system alone and completely chill about it. they see a super dangerous spider and Tim just starts info-dumping on the species. when asked if he has a curfew to go back home by he goes ‘uh, July i guess? that’s when mom and dad get back.’ it is early February.

thirteen year old Jason Todd who takes a minute and then goes ‘ok this is funny as fuck i promise i won’t snitch to Bruce.’

Jason Todd and Tim Drake being secret cave buddies. Jason Todd and Tim Drake hanging out in the tunnels and making fun of Batman and Nightwing from the shadows. Tim Drake who has to buy a whole new set of night-vision camera lenses for his new photo album that’s just photos and selfies of him and his new best friend Robin fucking around in the underground pitch-dark.

Jason Todd who dies, gets revived, is told by Talia that Tim Drake has ‘replaced him’ unknowing they’re already friends, and Jason who all he can think of is that time they played hide and seek in the cave system and Tim clung to the fucking ceiling via a stalactite for 45 minutes straight. Jason Todd who just looks at Talia and goes ‘yeah sounds about right for him.’

Jason Todd being told he has to deliver Damian to Bruce and he decides ‘absolutely the fuck not’ to the idea of even touching the front door. they have a Ring camera he is not getting caught on that bullshit.

Jason Todd who just goes to Drake Manor and uses Tim’s old entrance to get into the tunnels, his home away from home, dragging Damian along, until he gets to a spot where he can secretly signal into the batcave for Tim to sneak the fuck away.

fifteen year old Tim Drake who gets called into the tunnels to find the Red Hood, unmasked as Jason, presenting to him a random child which he declares to be the son of Batman.

fifteen year old Tim Drake who comes full circle and says ‘ok this is funny as fuck i promise i won’t snitch to Bruce.’

the cave boys are reunited. a third is added to the club. a new photo album is filled. when Tim brings Damian up through the tunnels into the cave he looks Bruce dead in the eyes and says fully straight-faced ‘this is your cave son. i found him wandering, he was born from the shadows of the bat.’

eleven year old Damian Al Ghul-Wayne who’s spent the past three and a half years under Jason Todd’s influence and sombrely declares ‘the cave birthed me for you, father. i am darkness. i am your child.’

i am giving you a big hug from which you cannot escape.

thank you @wayne-kententhusiast :D

Last song: The Weight of Dreams by Greta Van Fleet

Favorite color: hot pink

Currently watching: jujitsu kaisen and invincible (when i heard conquest was playing w marks guts i was expecting gay sex)

Current obsession: superbat duhh & reading more comics w the JL

Last google search: alternative words for ‘said’, i realized i use it a lot when writing, so im tryna spice it up ◔̯◔

Currently working on: this lowkey reminds me i have an to finish my artist statement, but as of now im working on drabbles!! teen bruce getting drunk and his hubby coming to his rescue, baby clark getting hurt and his wifey comforting him, and last but not least teen superbat size difference:D they’re kicking my ass, so i keep alternating between them, but it’s so fun!

oop, idk 10 people tbh, i apologize in advance if yall have done this already & no pressure:D besitoss

Alright don't laugh at me 😅

Last Song: The Air That I Breathe, by The Hollies

Favorite colour: Burgundy

Currently watching: Courage the Cowardly Dog, Agatha Christie's Poirot and Spy x family

Current obsession: Superbat(do we really have to ask), cryptid batfam

Last google search: Tim Hortons(?????)

Currently working on: I have a whole bunch of ideas for superbat fics that I have filled my notes app with, but I don't think they are polished enough to post anywhere yet. Here is a small snippet of what I've written so far for one of them.

The peacocking, gallantry of the rich and famous only worked to set Clark's nerves alive and in some cases infuriate him. How so many people could just sit around drinking, talking of nothing while pretending they cared, only to throw less then nothing at whatever problem they used as an excuse to throw the party in the first place. It made Clark see red, especially when it happened in a place like Gotham, where the need was so great and the resources so few. It made him sick to his stomach. No wonder the people of Gotham relied on a guy dressed as a bat of all things to fix their problems. The systems in place sure weren't going to help.

Right, that's it I think. 🤔 I'm pretty antisocial, so I don't think I can name 10 people. 😭 still I'll try for five!

@gotham-blight @jeijeism @darkknight-hero @frownyalfred @nigaki @supermans-babygirl-bruce @brucedefender4eva @thiccpersonality

10 People you'd like to get to know better

Last Song: planet by the neighbourhood

Favorite colour: dark red/forest green

Currently watching: uhhh, technically one piece? but I haven't been keeping up in like...a week

Current obsession: bruce wayne, batman, the prince of gotham, thomas and martha's son, the ceo of wayne enterprise, bryce wayne, clark kent's husband...you get the point

Last google search: fairy dust tinkerbell (I couldn't remember the word 'pixie'...)

Currently working on: au where bruce's parents somehow get magicked back into the living world and they love love LOVE him, but they're not big fans on how his kids treat him, nor bruce's own self deprecating attitude. also, another au where bruce gets turned into a zombie during a breakout but instead of going around and eating people, he protects his kids even if he doesn't have his full cognitive abilities. oh, and I am also actually writing the reverse robins idea as a fic, it's just...going very slowly

I def don't have ten people to tag, but

10 People you'd like to get to know better

Last song: The Other Side

Favorite color: Blue (all shades)

Currently watching: Tensura S4 (waiting for new eps)

Current obsession: Batman, Batfam, Pokemon

Last Google search: Cardinal World scaling

What I'm currently working on: absolutely nothing in terms of writing, just learning game development

Last song: uuuuuuuh Notre Dame by Paris Paloma? I Think??

Favourite colour: Also blue!! Specifically cerulean

Currently watching: trying to finish Harley Quinn

Current Obsession: DC, especially Batfam and even more specifically Jason and Tim's dynamic

Last Google Search: Art Exercises to Improve Shape Language

What I'm Currently Working On: I really should be finishing Baby Birds and Clipped Feathers, but instead I'm dropping Tim and Jason into the Seoul region of the Main Scenarios from ORV

thank you @wayne-kententhusiast :D

Last song: The Weight of Dreams by Greta Van Fleet

Favorite color: hot pink

Currently watching: jujitsu kaisen and invincible (when i heard conquest was playing w marks guts i was expecting gay sex)

Current obsession: superbat duhh & reading more comics w the JL

Last google search: alternative words for ‘said’, i realized i use it a lot when writing, so im tryna spice it up ◔̯◔

Currently working on: this lowkey reminds me i have an to finish my artist statement, but as of now im working on drabbles!! teen bruce getting drunk and his hubby coming to his rescue, baby clark getting hurt and his wifey comforting him, and last but not least teen superbat size difference:D they’re kicking my ass, so i keep alternating between them, but it’s so fun!

oop, idk 10 people tbh, i apologize in advance if yall have done this already & no pressure:D besitoss

Alright don't laugh at me 😅

Last Song: The Air That I Breathe, by The Hollies

Favorite colour: Burgundy

Currently watching: Courage the Cowardly Dog, Agatha Christie's Poirot and Spy x family

Current obsession: Superbat(do we really have to ask), cryptid batfam

Last google search: Tim Hortons(?????)

Currently working on: I have a whole bunch of ideas for superbat fics that I have filled my notes app with, but I don't think they are polished enough to post anywhere yet. Here is a small snippet of what I've written so far for one of them.

The peacocking, gallantry of the rich and famous only worked to set Clark's nerves alive and in some cases infuriate him. How so many people could just sit around drinking, talking of nothing while pretending they cared, only to throw less then nothing at whatever problem they used as an excuse to throw the party in the first place. It made Clark see red, especially when it happened in a place like Gotham, where the need was so great and the resources so few. It made him sick to his stomach. No wonder the people of Gotham relied on a guy dressed as a bat of all things to fix their problems. The systems in place sure weren't going to help.

Right, that's it I think. 🤔 I'm pretty antisocial, so I don't think I can name 10 people. 😭 still I'll try for five!

@gotham-blight @jeijeism @darkknight-hero @frownyalfred @nigaki @supermans-babygirl-bruce @brucedefender4eva @thiccpersonality

10 People you'd like to get to know better

Last Song: planet by the neighbourhood

Favorite colour: dark red/forest green

Currently watching: uhhh, technically one piece? but I haven't been keeping up in like...a week

Current obsession: bruce wayne, batman, the prince of gotham, thomas and martha's son, the ceo of wayne enterprise, bryce wayne, clark kent's husband...you get the point

Last google search: fairy dust tinkerbell (I couldn't remember the word 'pixie'...)

Currently working on: au where bruce's parents somehow get magicked back into the living world and they love love LOVE him, but they're not big fans on how his kids treat him, nor bruce's own self deprecating attitude. also, another au where bruce gets turned into a zombie during a breakout but instead of going around and eating people, he protects his kids even if he doesn't have his full cognitive abilities. oh, and I am also actually writing the reverse robins idea as a fic, it's just...going very slowly

I def don't have ten people to tag, but

10 People you'd like to get to know better

Last song: The Other Side

Favorite color: Blue (all shades)

Currently watching: Tensura S4 (waiting for new eps)

Current obsession: Batman, Batfam, Pokemon

Last Google search: Cardinal World scaling

What I'm currently working on: absolutely nothing in terms of writing, just learning game development

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