Ray

imagine tumblr users actually reblogging content from creators instead of just liking it. wow i just got chills.

My new favorite song is Devil in a Swan Outfit sung by Taika Waititi. Hands down. I have no need for another song, ever again.

I can’t wait until my neighbours pass, so I can get my necklace back and I can hear the soothing screams of my mother once again.

I am highkey begging y’all to create more content for WWDITS. Fics, art, anything. I’m thirsty AND starving.

what we do in the shadows is peak vampire design. capes, extremely out of touch, learned no useful skills in the past 700 years, annoying roommate who wants nothing more than to be asked what updog is, bent on world domination but so far has gotten around to dominating only their street and part of Ashley street, bi. perfection.

nadja's make up is always impeccable but since vampires have no reflections it's doubtful she does it herself. so the only explanation is that laszlo has been doing his wife's make up every day for centuries (nandor has tried it too but he needs more practice)

what bro? i have paint on my face??? oh gosh i didn't realise.... could you maybe brush it off with the pad of your thumb bro???? like you could rest your hand on my jaw and just get it for me dude.... maybe we could exchange a soft smile at the same time my guy?????hahahaha please......