super mentally stable catboy

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

*finishes suckin a dick **crushes it against my forehead like a beer can

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

overwhelmed. existing needs to be easier

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

How to explain to people that the harmful part of addiction is the harmful patterns of compulsive behavior and not the parts that feel good?

kinda insane how the white house can straight up say "the biggest threat to America right now are people who are against fascism" and no one recognizes that statement as the declaration of fascism that it is

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

We tried to warn you about the "adult content" bans. Now Kickstarter is starting that shit

"Fetishized imagery intended to arouse" well it's a good thing oppressed and vulnerable communities are never fetishized.

my skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetiepie