Wowza

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

t shirt that says “i have weird ideas about almost everything”

i'm sorry we've fallen out touch it's just that i've been in a very bad spot mentally (2011-present)

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

We really need to go back to giving six year old girls knives to carry everywhere

me, going for a long car ride: yes I can listen to so much music

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien