Rubberducks & Fandoms

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

opposite of a wife guy im a my friends guy. oh you like that flower thats crazy my friend literally gardens. oh you ate a bagel today thats crazy when i hung out with my friend we got bagels. oh you took a walk by some water that's crazy because a year ago me and my friend took this specific walk by the water and it was meaningful. phone screen of my friends. always talking about my friends. starting to think nobody else has my friends in the same way that i have my friends and im really sorry about that you know what i mean

@animals-with-fan-art

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Ferrari and they said “we are checking”

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

I appreciate the way hitting the word "cesarean" forces me to go back and reevaluate the earlier phrase "at work"