and i oop

it’s cuz I asked u to draw me a mouse and you just went wild, remember?

Oh yeah i did, I'm not a mild mouse man, I'm a radical rat revolutionist

@daxratchet

I’m

Indiana Jones and the Cone of Enslaved Moisture

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

Oh wow this is horrifying

Holy shit

Why don’t we see this kind of stuff more in history books?! I’d be way more interested in history if I understood that people were afraid of electricity because they were afraid of power lines slicing them to peices like cheese-wire! History books make it sound like “oh those silly people thought electricity carried demons or something!” Rather than “those poor people opposed electricity because they were terrified that eventually there would be so many power lines they wouldn’t be able to see the sun anymore.”

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

Sometimes I'll have to go to the bathroom while I'm getting ready for work and I'll intentionally wait until I get to work to start my bathroom experience so I can get paid for it

My dad used to say to me, "Natalie," he would say, "if you're good at something, don't do it for free."

I feel like I should tell you that sometimes at work I think “should I go to the bathroom now or wait till my break?” and then I think “Natalie would tell me to go to the bathroom now and get paid for it,” so that’s what I do.

That is how you walk righteously in the path of the Lord

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

you know................. like bf...............

enough of the “am I a gen z or millennial” discourse lorde herself SPELLED it out for us we are the LOVELESS generation baby