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howdy! today i bring you a Man... he looks like he’s about to sneeze or call you a slur but don’t think about it too much also I used to be mrmako7, changed my user! <3

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howdy figured I’d post actual art for once :sparkles: The first is a comm example for my shop and the second is a less-charming avatar of a new character, but what kind of artist would I be if I didn’t show y’all the flawed stuff ;) 3rd is Spirol and Mandarine, y’all may recognize ‘em if you followed me on dA
To-do list update
My to-do list gets more violent by the day, it seems
Oh yeah I made this a whiiiiiile back, when I first got my new phone and i could draw and I just started drawing rats
it’s cuz I asked u to draw me a mouse and you just went wild, remember?
Oh yeah i did, I'm not a mild mouse man, I'm a radical rat revolutionist

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“have you not figured out that youve already been captured” “uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”
@daxratchet
man: “have you not figured out that youve already been captured?”
frog:
frog:
Today, Indiana Jones learned that humidifiers, even ones with cool mists, are hard to drink out of.
Indiana Jones and the Cone of Enslaved Moisture
Stupid is timeless.
I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it
tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet
Oh wow this is horrifying
Holy shit
Why don’t we see this kind of stuff more in history books?! I’d be way more interested in history if I understood that people were afraid of electricity because they were afraid of power lines slicing them to peices like cheese-wire! History books make it sound like “oh those silly people thought electricity carried demons or something!” Rather than “those poor people opposed electricity because they were terrified that eventually there would be so many power lines they wouldn’t be able to see the sun anymore.”
I who have connected a song with a piece of media or experience that elicits extreme feelings in me and now can’t separate the two so I freak out whenever I hear it playing: This song is just so. It’s JUST. It’s. Listen to it isn’t it just. It’s jushfjjdjkdjkdjkdsjkdssd
My friend when I play them the song: what the fuck are you talking about

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happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
Sometimes I'll have to go to the bathroom while I'm getting ready for work and I'll intentionally wait until I get to work to start my bathroom experience so I can get paid for it
My dad used to say to me, "Natalie," he would say, "if you're good at something, don't do it for free."
I feel like I should tell you that sometimes at work I think “should I go to the bathroom now or wait till my break?” and then I think “Natalie would tell me to go to the bathroom now and get paid for it,” so that’s what I do.
That is how you walk righteously in the path of the Lord
on a related note: if any of y'all are working from home now because of The Unpleasantness, think about what it's like working in an office. you set all your shit down, maybe log in to your computer, and then most people go get a coffee and then chat about the new Netflix show for 30 minute or an hour.
so if you're working from home now, clock in as soon as possible. and then go to the bathroom, start the coffee maker up, take the dog out to go potty (they're your office mate now), take some time to scroll through Tumblr and ramble on a Trot's post to wake up. whatever you've been doing before you clock in: don't. roll out of bed. put on clothes if that's necessary to access your computer. put on glasses if you need them to be able to see the "clock in" button. and then once you're getting paid, then go and do all the other stuff
I get not wanting to go back to the office before it's safe (or at all really) but don't give them *more* of your labor than you otherwise would. at the end of the day it's nothing to them, but it's 30 minutes of your life you get back to yourself (or 30 minutes of money, if you prefer).
anyway sorry tldr remote workers should slow down too
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so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:
WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE
you know................. like bf...............

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enough of the “am I a gen z or millennial” discourse lorde herself SPELLED it out for us we are the LOVELESS generation baby