Chronic Hater

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

Everybody gangster till the cup wearing pants start walking and the pringleraffe steps on buildings while Majora watches in the corner waiting for his chance to strike

You used me? For my vibe?

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101

[internal dialogue] “What the- that guy’s got horns! That’s not normal. Well, not gonna ruin my day.”

actual role model