echte liebe.

a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

i can understand any kink. i can break down and rationalize every fetish.

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

they should invent a father you can forgive

if anyone knows what to do with all this grief let me know