breakfast fan

i have friends on both sides of the aisle, tankie LARPers and infantile anarchists,

sorry, i missed *aims again*

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

mankind? No. man mean

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and