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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

One Nice Bug Per Day
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I’m obsessed with this video

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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.
Literally this
My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”
The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues
Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band
Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks
Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out
ANTPOISONED = steam game
Discussion question: do people kink on your job, and are you personally capable of doing so?
People think my job is sexy, but I do not
People think my job is sexy, including me
People do not think my job is sexy, but I do
Nobody thinks my job is sexy, including me
I am unemployed
Context: reading fics where my job is used as a porn premise, and I find it very funny because I cannot imagine being horny under such circumstances.

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After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
I like to keep an eye out for bumper stickers whenever I'm on a walk. Here are a few of my favorites
There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it
did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning
did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it
so i just went as far back as possible in my ao3 history (and damn yall tbt a time before ao3. what a bleak world that was when we had to either go digging for forums of specific fandoms or use fanfiction dot net my most beloathed!!! we are so blessed. thank you ao3)
and apparently i have read or visited something like 11,600 individual fics since i got on ao3!!! which both feels very big and very small.
i got this number by going to history, scrolling to the bottom, seeing how many pages of history i have, and multiplying that number by twenty (cuz ao3 lists 20 results per page). 580 pages of results = ~11,600 individual fics. (ao3 sorts rereads of the same fic as one result, and also counts deleted fics in results!!!)
which made me so curious:
approximately how many fics have you read/visited on ao3, based on your ao3 history (# of pages of results on your ‘history’ page x 20)???
0 - 100
101 - 500
501 - 1,000
1,001 - 3,000
3,001 - 6,000
6,001 - 10,000
10,001 - 15,000
15,001 - 20,000
20,001 - 25,000
25,001 - 30,000
30,001 +
i do not have an ao3 account :-(

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The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post
The Mysterious Pervert has deleted their reblog
Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post
Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896
fuck with me
if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done
Marvellous news, my pornography account hasn't been banned so I can send you anon hate. We speak of you often. You were funny but so eager to please Red that it cast a plague upon your mind. I frequently live in the hope that you found yourself a kinder woman. Or Man. Who's to say. I'm not even a bloke anymore. The world changes. You make coffee now. I no longer care about Matsuda. And I still listen to Dynamic Duo 2. Cunt down. Gone and not forgotten. The bestest of wishes. Allie. (I'm gonna forget to follow up this stalk to see if you say something. Very sorry)
HEY CUNT!!! a brief investigation indicates i'm only receiving this because you're having a rough time with Craigslist Trade and needing attention, but i'm dumb enough to give it to you so here we are. red and i broke up like, immediately after we stopped talking. i was so eager to make them happy that i stripped away everything that made them interested in me in the first place. i was so eager to make you happy that i stopped going to school or having a job so that i could play minecraft during hours that would make sense to a shackle dragger. it was no one's fault but mine. i make better choices these days
i too still listen to dyanamic duo 2 and im glad you're having fun in girlworld. please blow smiffy (ren now, yeah?) a kiss for me <3
While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”
And then I Remembered.
That it's no longer on poob?
This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

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RAT CAKE ♡🐀
i put this above my bed so I never doubt my power