The quiet things that no one ever knows,

Your softness is not the problem. Access to you is.

Your lack of boundaries is!

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

anything a man can do a butch can do better

Nothing better than blocking a weird ass blog right away soon as they follow like you didn't even make it past the foyer bitch

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me