Im The Fujoker. Why So Queerious

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

dyke's pit hairs poking out while shes wearing a tanktop is equivalent to a tantalising cleavage.

dyke's happy trail poking out while she's wearing a crop top is equivalent to an angelic choir descending from the heavens above.

its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

Are Americans finely realizing they aren't secretly the main character and others are not NPCs and that we are in fact all people?

yeah this was the first time i have ever had this thought and its because im a stupid little yank