You can have two maggots

Safety is edging and a trigger lock is a chastity cage

Awesome.... both the rehab thing and the incest. Dude getting sexually harrassed <3. Dude would def keep going back to dave for drugs. Sure even when he's out of cash he's capable of stealing crack or killing people for it but that's a lot of work. Sucking off his uncle is easier and dave gives him a decent amount "cause he cares about his nephew"

Tonsil stones are pretty cool. Kidney stones are kinda scary

He would not do that cause he he views himself as like the most cool and dominant guy ever and it would hurt his ego. If he did accidentally piss himself and p3 made fun of him he would get a boner tho